Jason Flemyng movie quotes

“- Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
- Nick the Greek: It's what?
- Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
- Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.”
Jason Flemyng - Tom
Stephen Marcus - Nick The Greek

“No one ever told him, that he was not a king.”
Jason Flemyng - Henry Creedlow

“A film is like a mad arranged marriage, with all these people who don't necessarily want to be with each other forced into this intimate, exhausting process.”
Jason Flemyng

“I'm into the whole skincare thing.”
Jason Flemyng

“I've got the body of a model and the face of a coal miner.”
Jason Flemyng

“- Soap: You mean to tell me that the only thing connecting us with the murders is in the back of your car which is parked outside?
- Tom: They cost me 700 quid. I'm not just going to throw them away. They're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us, now are they?
- Soap: You really think it's worth taking the risk for 700 pounds? Tom, you're a dick.”
Dexter Fletcher - Soap
Jason Flemyng - Tom

“I'm invisible. I've always been invisible.”

Jason Flemyng - Henry Creedlow

“Don't be afraid. You stink of fear!”

Jason Flemyng - Mr. Edward Hyde

“Fucking females is for poofs.”
Jason Flemyng - Crazy Larry

“- Soap: Little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dexter Fletcher - Soap
Jason Flemyng - Tom
Daniel Greenberg - Bacon

“- Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
- Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
- Soap: Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
- Eddy: Will you two stop flirting for a minute?”
Dexter Fletcher - Soap
Jason Flemyng - Tom
Nick Moran - Eddy

“After the nuclear holocaust, the survivors will crawl out of the rubble, in the dark, light a fire and then one man, The Singer of Songs, will sing, and that's the essence of Rock 'n' Roll.”
Jason Flemyng - Bobby Beers

“- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: You're gay?
- Bobby Beers: No, I got both my nipples pierced and bought a house in Morocco because I'm John fucking Wayne!”
Mark Wahlberg - Chris 'Izzy' Cole
Jason Flemyng - Bobby Beers

“- Netley, the Coachman: I'm just a simple chap, sir. I'm not a great man like you. I just don't know where I am anymore.
- Jack the Ripper: There, there Netley. I shall tell you where we are. We're in the darkest region of the human brain, a radiant abyss where men go to find themselves.
- Netley, the Coachman: I don't understand, sir.
- Jack...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Flemyng - Netley, the Coachman

“- Captain Nemo: We have trouble.
- Mr. Hyde: Trouble? I call it sport.”
Naseeruddin Shah - Captain Nemo
Jason Flemyng - Mr. Edward Hyde

“Home is where the heart is.”
Jason Flemyng - Mr. Edward Hyde

“- Bacon: We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a shitload of cash... and a traffic warden.
- Tom: What?
[Bacon holds up an unconscious man]
- Tom: Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!”
Daniel Greenberg - Bacon
Jason Flemyng - Tom

“You want a companion, get a fucking poodle.”
Jason Flemyng - Henry Creedlow

“There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.”

Jason Flemyng - Tom

“This is people food, not mouse food.”

Jason Flemyng - Henry Creedlow

“Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock. He's then...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jason Flemyng - Tom