Jason Isaacs movie quotes

“Acting is usually regarded as a wholly narcissistic pursuit but there really is a hunger in me to unravel the human condition.”
Jason Isaacs

“- Captain Hook: And now, Peter Pan, you shall die.
- Peter Pan: To die would be an awfully big adventure.”
Jason Isaacs - Captain Hook
Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan

“This isn't a dress. This is a sequined sensation.”
Jason Isaacs - Chaz Watley

“Never touch my tuxedo.”
Jason Isaacs - Clark Devlin

“If what Doctor Weir tells us is true, this ship has been beyond the boundaries of our universe, of known scientific reality. Who knows where it's been, what it's seen... or what it's brought back with it?”

Jason Isaacs - D.J.

“Don't take advice from women about women.”
Jason Isaacs - Clark Devlin

“He threw my hand to a crocodile, the beast liked it so much, it's followed me ever since, licking its lips for the rest of me.”
Jason Isaacs - Captain Hook

“I think I was probably always a liar; I just get paid for it now.”
Jason Isaacs

“Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.”
Jason Isaacs

“Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples.”
Jason Isaacs - Captain Hook

“- Ron Weasley: How far up are we, dad?
- Lucius Malfoy: Well, put it this way. If it rains, you'll be the first to know.”

Rupert Grint - Ron Weasley
Jason Isaacs - Lucius Malfoy

“Did you actually believe, or are you truly naïve enough to think that children stood a chance against us? I'll make this simple for you, Potter. Give me the prophecy now, or watch your friends die.”
Jason Isaacs - Lucius Malfoy

“- Steele: Tell me, Pilla. You understand why we have a chain of command, don't you?
- Pilla: Roger that, sir.
- Steele: 'Cause if I ever see you undermining me again, you'll be cleaning latrines with your tongue 'til you can't taste the difference between shit and french fries. Are we clear?”
Jason Isaacs - Steele
Danny Hoch - Pilla

“- Captain Hook: If I were you, I'd give up!
- Peter Pan: If you were me, I'd be ugly.”
Jason Isaacs - Captain Hook
Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan

“- Cow Pat Keegan: Funny what attracts people, innit?
- Dan Starkey: Sorry?
- Cow Pat Keegan: Me & Margaret. You & Margaret. You & your wife. Me & your wife. I suppose really to complete the circle, you should sleep with my wife. But I wouldn't recommend it.”
Jason Isaacs - Cow Pat Keegan
David Thewlis - Dan Starkey

- Church: My daddy always said: "when you want to insert a nail into a piece of wood, don't do anything fancy or glamorous. Just take the damn hammer and hit the son of a bitch until it's in".
- Colonel Mekum: And what the hell does that crap mean in English, Captain?
Gary Busey - Church
Jason Isaacs - Colonel Mekum

- Sara Deever: You know, he asked me to marry him.
- Chaz Watley: He's not the first.
- Sara Deever: No, but it was the first time I wanted to say "Yes".
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever
Jason Isaacs - Chaz Watley

“- Capt. Wilkins: Ready to fire the town on your order, sir.
- Col. William Tavington: [laughs] The town? Burn the church.”

Adam Baldwin - Capt. Wilkins
Jason Isaacs - Col. William Tavington

“Fly to the rescue, Pan. I'll shoot you... right through your noble intentions.”
Jason Isaacs - Captain Hook

“I've been listening to the distress signal, and I, um, think I made a mistake in the translation.”
Jason Isaacs - D.J.

“- Miller: From Hell? You don't believe in that kind of stuff, do you?
- D.J.: Whoever sent that message, he sure believed in Hell.”

Laurence Fishburne - Miller
Jason Isaacs - D.J.

“Do you know how much it costs to breed you, you big moron? To train you? To feed you? What good is this man now? He's got no depth perception! All he can do is to walk point and take the first hit!”

Jason Isaacs - Colonel Mekum

I thought it said "Liberate me" - "Save me." But it's not "me." It's "Liberate tutame" - "Save yourself". And it gets worse.

Jason Isaacs - D.J.