Jeff Anderson movie quotes
- Name
- Jeffrey Allan
- Last name
- Anderson
- Pseudonym
- Jeff Anderson
- Born
- April 21, 1970
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor, film director
- Zodiac sign
- Taurus
Jeff Anderson movie quotes, phrases and lines
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- From the movie: Clerks II
“Terrorists?
[Dante shakes his head]
I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I?
[Dante nods]
Shit! Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom's home?” - From the movie: Clerks
“- Randal Graves: Title does not dictate behavior.
- Dante Hicks: What?
- Randal Graves: If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy. But I did. So, my point is that people dictate their own behavior. Even though I work in a video store, I choose to go rent movies at Big Choice....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Clerks II
“- Randal: I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom! What if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth?!
- Dante: The most likeliest of scenarios.” - From the movie: Clerks II
The "Transformers" were a total slight against God. In as much as God sent his only begotten son to die on the cross to redeem mankind and all we did to pay him back was make terrible fucking cartoons, like the "Transformers".
- From the movie: Clerks
“This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.”
- From the movie: Clerks
“Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.”
- From the movie: Clerks
“- Dante Hicks: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
- Randal Graves: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.” - From the movie: Clerks
- From the movie: Clerks
- Blue Collar Man: Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but, uh, what are you talking about?
- Randal Graves: The ending of "Return of the Jedi".
- Dante Hicks: My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels. - From the movie: Clerks
“- Dante Hicks: You know what the real tragedy about all this is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!
- Randal Graves: Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! Jesus, there you go again trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Clerks
- Randal Graves: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
- Dante Hicks: "Empire".
- Randal Graves: Blasphemy. - From the movie: Clerks
“- Randal Graves: Embolism in a pool.
- Dante Hicks: What an embarrassing way to die.” - From the movie: Clerks
“- Randal Graves: I hope it feels good.
- Indecisive Video Customer: You hope what feels good?
- Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?” - From the movie: Clerks
“I don't even see how you can romanticize your relationship with Caitlin. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.”
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