Jeffrey Jones quotes
- From the movie: Without a Clue
“- Sherlock Holmes: As a matter of fact, Lestrade, You can be some help.
- Inspector Lestrade: Of course!
- Sherlock Holmes: Hold my coat, it's hot in here.” “- Harry Crumb: What's this? An egg?
- Eliot Draison: It's a pterodactyl egg. It's fossilized. It's 90 million years old. In the entire world, only two of these have ever been found.
- Harry Crumb: You know, that may be worth something.”- From the movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
- From the movie: The Pest
“- Gustav Shank: Couldn't you have picked a better car?
- Himmel Shank: I thought you'd like it. It's German.
- Gustav Shank: Haven't you ever heard of BMW, idiot?” - From the movie: Howard the Duck
- Dr. Walter Jenning: It was just a routine procedure, meant to measure the density of the gases that surround Alpha Centauri. However, partway through the experiment, there was a deviation, and we lost control of the laser spectroscope.
- Howard T. Duck: What do you mean, "lost control"?
- Dr. Walter Jenning: Some unknown force was redirecting... (continue)(continue reading) - La trovi in Actors in real life
“Well, my brother was a schizophrenic, so I understood it in a different way from seeing my brother.”
“If you're an employer, you want to hire an employee who'll do their job, not do your bidding.”
- From the movie: Howard the Duck
“An evil unlike any you can imagine is about to engulf the Earth.”
- From the movie: Amadeus
“- Emperor Joseph II: My dear young man, don't take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Which few did you have in mind, Majesty?” - From the movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
“Between grief and nothing... I'll take grief.”
- From the movie: Ravenous
“It's lonely being a cannibal; tough making friends.”
- From the movie: Sleepy Hollow
“- Reverend Steenwyck: Their heads weren't found severed. Their heads were not found at all.
- Ichabod Crane: The heads are... gone?
- Notary James Hardenbrook: Taken. Taken by the Headless Horseman. Taken back to hell.” - From the movie: Ed Wood
“Eddie, we're in show biz. It's all about razzle-dazzle. Appearances. If you look good, and you talk well, people will swallow anything.”
- From the movie: Ed Wood
“- Vampira: Why couldn't we do this in the church?
- Criswell: Because Brother Tor couldn't fit in the sacred tub.” - From the movie: Amadeus
- From the movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
“- Ed Rooney: What's the score?
- Pizza Man: Nothin' nothin'.
- Ed Rooney: [not really listening] Who's winning?
- Pizza Man: The Bears.” - From the movie: Mom and Dad Save the World
“That's my wife you got there! That's my planet you're blowing up! And that's... that's just some guy I met, but still, I think this thing has gone just a little too far!”
- From the movie: Beetlejuice
“- Charles: As soon as we get settled, we'll build you a dark room in the basement, okay?
- Lydia: My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.
- Delia: So you were miserable in New York City, and now you're going to be miserable out here in the sticks. At least someone's life hasn't been upheaved.” - From the movie: Stay Tuned
- From the movie: Who's Harry Crumb?
“- Harry Crumb: What's this? An egg?
- Eliot Draisen: It's a pterodactyl egg. It's fossilized. It's 90 million years old. In the entire world, only two of these have ever been found.
- Harry Crumb: You know, that may be worth something.” - From the movie: Howard the Duck
- From the movie: The Hunt for Red October
“- Jack Ryan: Could you launch an ICBM horizontally?
- Skip Tyler: Sure. Why would you want to?” - From the movie: Howard the Duck
- From the movie: Without a Clue
“Half a tick, Mr. Holmes. You can't go walking into someone's residence, poking about their personal possessions, disrupting their privacy... that's for Scotland Yard.”
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