Jeffrey Tambor movie quotes

“- SpongeBob: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
- King Neptune: You don't understand. The crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And, uh, between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.”
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob
Jeffrey Tambor - King Neptune

“Here, right here, is where we will rebuild our civilization! It has everything we need: fresh air, clean water... and sweet acoustics!”
Jeffrey Tambor - King Peppy

“- Tom Manning: Hey, fish stick. Don't touch anything.
- Abe Sapien: I need to touch it to see.
- Tom Manning: See what?
- Abe Sapien: Past, future. Whatever this object holds.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Tom Manning
Doug Jones - Abe Sapien

“- Herman Katzenback: Now you listen to me, Junior, don't you think that I don't know what's going on, because I do know, and now you know that I know.
- Walt Whalen, Jr.: Listen, I don't know what you know that I know, but I do know that you don't know what you think you know.
- Herman Katzenback: Oh no?
- Walt Whalen, Jr.: No.”
Larry Miller - Herman Katzenback
Jeffrey Tambor - Walt Whalen, Jr.

“- K. Edgar Singer: I'm afraid we're going to have to perform an invasive quadrilobal brain probe on you and pluck it from your head.
- Gonzo: The information?
- K. Edgar Singer: No, your brain.”
Jeffrey Tambor - K. Edgar Singer
Dave Goelz - Gonzo

“It's nice to do rehearsals. But it's with an audience that you get to love it!”
Jeffrey Tambor

“That's comedy. It's never the line itself.”
Jeffrey Tambor

“When you do a stinker, you learn how to act. ”
Jeffrey Tambor

“- Bruce Cutler: She shot herself.
- Linda Kenney Baden: You bet she did!
- Bruce Cutler: Why?
- Linda Kenney Baden: Not our problem anymore.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Bruce Cutler
Helen Mirren - Linda Kenney Baden

“I'm just gonna put it simply, gentlemen. Would you consider betraying the man for whom you've worked ten years in exchange for - how do you say this - just a shitload of money?”

Jeffrey Tambor - Vance Crasswell

“- Sid: You're my best friend but Alan why would you buy a giraffe?
- Alan: I always wanted one! Could feed him from my tree house. Besides they remind me a lot of myself.
- Sid: In what way?
- Alan: They're majestic. Pensive and tall.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Sid
Zach Galifianakis - Alan

“- Tom Manning: That's why we need you. You have an insight. You know monsters.
- Hellboy: What are you trying to say?
- Tom Manning: This whole thing is a farce, because in the end, after you've killed and captured every freak out there - there's still one left: you.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Tom Manning
Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy

“Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Sid

“- King Neptune: This crown does more than cover a slightly receding hairline. It entitles the wearer to rule the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
- Mindy: I'm going to be bald?
- King Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn to rule with an iron fist, like your father.”
Jeffrey Tambor - King Neptune
Scarlett Johansson - Mindy

“- Dr. Fish: I have to interpret why the dog is whining. He can't tell me.
- Lucky: What's to tell? There's a thermometer! It's in my butt!”
Jeffrey Tambor - Dr. Fish
Norm MacDonald - Lucky

“- K. Edgar Singer: Forgive me my earthly manners, but, uh, do you have any idea what it's like to be laughed at?
- Gonzo: Yeah, sure I do.”
Jeffrey Tambor - K. Edgar Singer
Dave Goelz - Gonzo

“- King Neptune: You have confessed to the crime of touching the royal crown.
- Prisoner: B-but it's my job, your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher!
- King Neptune: Well, I suppose I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!”
Jeffrey Tambor - King Neptune
Joshua Seth - Prisoner

“- Grinch: I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry.
[long silence]
- Grinch: Aren't you going to cuff me? Put me in a choke hole? Blind me with pepper spray?
- Mayor Augustus Maywho: You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. I'd go with the pepper spray.
- Officer Wholihan: Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry.”
Jim Carrey - Grinch
Jeffrey Tambor - Mayor Augustus Maywho
Jim Meskimen - Officer Wholihan

“- Tom Manning: I like the way he takes charge. He's efficient, and precise.
- Liz Sherman: Add resistant to that and you got yourself a new watch.”

Jeffrey Tambor - Tom Manning
Selma Blair - Liz Sherman

“I have a question. Why is it, in these pictures - pictures of aliens, UFOs, the Yeti, Hellboy - why is it they're always out of focus?”

Jeffrey Tambor - Tom Manning

“- Marge, the Real Estate Broker: Do you have children?
- Waldemar: As often as we can.”
Carole Androsky - Marge, the Real Estate Lady
Jeffrey Tambor - Waldemar

“If you weren't immortal, you'd kill yourself.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Waldemar

“- Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: Tom, he's our guest, not a prisoner!
- Tom Manning: Yeah, well, your guest happens to be six-foot five, bright red, has a tail, and is government funded.”

Sir John Hurt - Trevor "Broom" Bruttenholm
Jeffrey Tambor - Tom Manning

“- Jinx: [talking about the lay-off] Your not exactly walking out of here empty handed, You got your pension and I'll give you this months gas money.
- Larry: There's only one more thing I want.
- Jinx: What?
- Larry: Disability!
- Jinx: [Jinx goes to window and tries to open it and jump out but is grabbed by Jack]
- Jinx: Hey keep that sense of...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jeffrey Tambor - Jinx
Chris Lloyd - Larry

“- Healy: Does he bite?
- Sully: A little bit. Get in.”

Matt Dillon - Healy
Jeffrey Tambor - Sully