Jenny McCarthy movie quotes

“The hardest love to learn is that which is dark, the kind that causes the most pain. It is up to the soul to look past that dirty love and regain the beauty that illuminated so bright before... pure love.”
Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers

“Here's to the men that we love, here's to the men that love us. But the men that we love will never love us so fuck all that, here's to us.”

Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers
Carmen Electra - Michelle Lopez
Kam Heskin - Carrie Carson

“- Mary: So what are you gonna do with your life now?
- Rebecca Sommers: Shoot up some heroin and become a sex slave.”
Joyce Bulifant - Mary
Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers

“- Rebecca Sommers: You can try a bunch of cheesy lines on my but why bother? … What I'm telling you is no matter what you do, you're gonna get laid.
- Kevin: I don't get it.”
Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers
Lochlyn Munro - Kevin

“Even Brad Pitt's throbbing cock couldn't make me feel better right now!”
Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers

“Love is so great that it's almost unreal. I feel bad for the people who can't find it. I mean, we've all met those types who try to convince their co-workers that they're fine without it. And then you take a look at their cubicle and see heart shaped frames all over their desk with pictures of their three-legged cat named Bob.”
Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers

“Why did the blonde jump off a building? To see if her maxi pad had wings!”
Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers

“Are you guys hiring? Because no one cares about love anymore so why not just have sex and get paid for it?”

Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers

“Has there been another goddamn re-write? How the fuck are we supposed to learn our lines when there's a new script every 15 minutes?”
Jenny McCarthy - Sarah Darling