Jeremy Piven movie quotes

“- Don Ready: Are you in a boy band?
- Paxton Harding: No. I'm in a man band. We're all over 30. We call it a man band.
- Don Ready: You're men in a boy band.”
Ed Helms - Paxton Harding
Jeremy Piven - Don Ready

“- Stewardess Stacey: Sir, there's no smoking on airplanes.
- Don Ready: I know! It's ridiculous, isn't it? Don't worry about it, I'll be quick.”
Kristen Schaal - Stewardess Stacey
Jeremy Piven - Don Ready

“- James 'Droz' Andrews: Are we having a party tonight or what?
- Cecilia: Well, there's no publicity, so there's no people; Gutter never showed up, so there's no beer; instruments just blew out, so there's no band; and I think Raji and Deege may be dead.
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Wait a minute... no beer?”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
Gale Mayron - Cecilia

I'm Don "The Goods" Ready. Everyone here told you their story, here's mine... I have hair on my balls and I sell cars. The end.
Jeremy Piven - Don Ready

“- Buddy 'Aces' Israel: These flowers are wilted, call the florist.
- Sir Ivy: I need you to chill.
- Buddy 'Aces' Israel: I need you to call the florist.”
Jeremy Piven - Buddy Israel
Common - Sir Ivy

“- Harv: Where are you? I can't even find you on my GPS.
- Lightning McQueen: I'm in this little town called Radiator Springs. You know Route 66? It's still here!”
Jeremy Piven - Harv
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen

“Pain is weakness leaving the body.”
Jeremy Piven - Don Ready

“You know, it's not enough just to be a beauty Morales, you have to be able to appreciate beauty too.”
Jeremy Piven - Alan Weiss

“You give away free hot dogs and put up an inflatable gorilla, shit's gonna go down.”
Jeremy Piven - Don Ready

“- Martin Q. Blank: I'm a professional killer.
- Paul Spericki: Do you have to do postgraduate work for that?”
John Cusack - Martin Q. Blank
Jeremy Piven - Paul Spericki

“- President Garcia-Thompson: You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... meat on a peaceful vegan protest!
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds.”
Jessica Walter - President Garcia-Thompson
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“- James 'Droz' Andrews: Want some advice?
- Tom Lawrence: Well, yeah.
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question.”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
Chris Young - Tom Lawrence

“- Martin Q. Blank: This your Beemer?
- Paul Spericki: Yeah.
- Martin Q. Blank: In Detroit? That's sacrilege!”
John Cusack - Martin Q. Blank
Jeremy Piven - Paul Spericki

“I have been looking for that flash. I've been looking and I've been looking, and I can't find it. What if it already happened, you know? My moment! What if it already happened and I didn't see it?”

Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow

“The Clash. I don't know if you're aware of this, Gutter, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“- Sir Ivy: What'd you say to Mecklen?
- Buddy 'Aces' Israel: What I've always been sayin', let's make the fuckin' deal.
- Sir Ivy: You see... this is one of the rare moments, where your ass gets to be completely honest... and if i'm asking you what you said to Mecklen, assume the shit is rhetorical, assume I already know.”
Common - Sir Ivy
Jeremy Piven - Buddy Israel

“- Michael Berkow: I'm not gonna try to use you as a hand puppet or anything. I just wanna...
- Tina: Okay.
- Michael Berkow: ... make sweet love to you because you have no idea what you've gotten into.”
Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Kobe Tai - Tina

“You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“They're young. They may not realize it yet. They've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control.”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“- Michael Berkow: You've never been a team player, that's why you don't have any friends.
- Adam Berkow: What're you talking about? I have friends.
- Michael Berkow: The hell you do.
- Adam Berkow: The hell I don't.
- Michael Berkow: You have acquaintances. Superficial golf-buddies.”
Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow