Jessica Biel movie quotes

“Is there a law against beating up you brother? Cause I swear, I'll get arrested.”
Jessica Biel - Mary Camden

“- Erin: Tell me you did not go to Mexico to buy weed.
- Kemper: We did not go to Mexico to buy weed.”
Jessica Biel - Erin
Eric Balfour - Kemper

“The only thing I remember is leaving, which is my fondest memory of you.”
Jessica Biel - Charissa Sosa

“- Alex McDonough: Look at this: sixteen depositions from women who claim to have slept with you over the last year and a half!
- Larry Valentine: Just sixteen? Thank God the five hundred other ones couldn't read or write.”
Jessica Biel - Alex McDonough
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“- Lara: You really think I'm skinny? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
- Lauren Hynde: What's the difference?
- Lara: Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so...”
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde
Jessica Biel - Lara

“- Captain Charles T. Baker: You'd destroy the whole base just to get me?
- Neera: That is sick!
- Captain Charles T. Baker: Actually I'm kinda flattered.”
The Rock - Captain Charles T. Baker
Jessica Biel - Neera

“- Lauren Hynde: Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less of a percentage than...
- Lara: Whatever, I don't care, I don't major in math.”
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde
Jessica Biel - Lara

“- Lara: It's amazing how much weight you lose when you go off The Pill.
- Lauren Hynde: Which is nothing compared to the fifty pounds you gain when you get knocked up.”
Jessica Biel - Lara
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde

“- Alex McDonough: You know, Larry's heavyset. Is that the kind of guy you've always been attracted to?
- Chuck Levine: Ah no, he's my first fattie.
- Alex McDonough: You guys really seem like you have a lot of sexual chemistry.
- Chuck Levine: I float his boat and he sinks mine.”
Jessica Biel - Alex McDonough
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine

“- Cris Johnson: You don't believe in destiny?
- Liz Cooper: Well, even if it does exist, I don't think I want to know. I mean, if every move we make is preordained, then what is the point of that? I mean, life is supposed to be a surprise.”
Nicolas Cage - Cris Johnson
Jessica Biel - Liz Cooper

“If you want big rewards, you gotta take big risks.”
Jessica Biel - Tenley Parrish

“- Ulee Jackson: You'll pay for the rest of your life for being a jackass.
- Casey Jackson: Yeah, well, it's better than dying of boredom.”
Peter Fonda - Ulee Jackson
Jessica Biel - Casey Jackson