Jim Cummings movie quotes

“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.”
Jim Cummings - Title Narrator

“- Movie Actor: It's matter if it's dangerous, huh? I was born in Brooklyn, I dropped out of school in Brooklyn, and now I'm gonna be ready to die for Brooklyn.
- Movie actress: Benny, I love you.”
Jim Cummings - Movie Actor
Tress MacNeille - Movie actress

“Christopher Robin-Hello Pooh.
Winnie The Pooh-Hello Christopher Robin.
Christopher Robin-I'm sorry Pooh. I'm so terribly sorry. I should never had shouted at you.
Winnie The Pooh-Well I am a bear of very little brain.
Christopher Robin-No Pooh. You are I think a bear of very big heart.”
Ewan McGregor - Christopher Robin
Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh

“Christopher Robin-I've cracked.
Winnie The Pooh-Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.”
Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh
Ewan McGregor - Christopher Robin

“Winnie The Pooh-What day is it?
Christopher Robin-It's today.
Winnie The Pooh-My favorite day.”
Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh
Ewan McGregor - Christopher Robin

“There's always time for a smackeral of wonder.”
Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh

“Doing nothing often leads to the very best kind of something.”
Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh

“It is. It's the first day of autumn! A time for hot chocolatery mornings, and toasting marshmallow evenings, as best of all, leaping into leaves!”
Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh

“Get outta here, wolfdog. You better get back to your own pack!”
Jim Cummings - Steele

“Goose, you a half-breed too, huh? Part turkey?”

Jim Cummings - Steele

“If you keep 'em under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.”

Jim Cummings - Pete

“My crew was chosen as carefully as the Disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged. And when we put in to Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more. And then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig!”
Jim Cummings - Cortes

“- Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
- Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
- Razoul: Gotcha!
- Aladdin: I'm in trouble.”

Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Jim Cummings - Razoul

“- Piglet: We really don't bounce like Tiggers because um...
- Winnie The Pooh: We're not Tiggers.”
John Fiedler - Piglet
Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh

“- Winnie the Pooh: You're just in time for the best part of the day!
- Christopher Robin: And what time is that?
- Winnie the Pooh: When you and me become we.”
Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh
Brady Bluhm - Christopher Robin

“As long as you know that four quarters equals a simolean, you'll survive.”
Jim Cummings - Pete

“- Pete: Check your map.
- Goofy: I don't need to check the map. I trust my son. You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but... he loves me.
- Pete: Hey, my son respects me.”

Jim Cummings - Pete
Bill Farmer - Goofy

“- Pete: So, uh, you and your son seem to be getting along just hunky-dorey, huh?
- Goofy: Yeah, it's been great. You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me. The harder I tried the worse it got. Once I eased up, things just clicked.
- Pete: Oh, that's swell. So, uh, no problems then, huh?
- Goofy: Not one.”

Jim Cummings - Pete
Bill Farmer - Goofy

“You can't bounce the bounce if you can't even pronounce the bounce.”
Jim Cummings - Tigger

“- Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
- Princess Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him!
- Razoul: Well, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
- Princess Jasmine: Believe me, I will.”

Jim Cummings - Razoul
Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine

“- Rabbit: Your attention please! I have officially completed the plans.
- Winnie The Pooh: What plans?
- Rabbit: These plans! For removing this boulder and restoring to Eeyore his happy home.
- Eeyore: No need to bother on my account.
- Rabbit: All we need is a little team evert.”
Ken Sansom - Rabbit
Jim Cummings - Winnie the Pooh
Peter Cullen - Eeyore

“- Snakebite Scruggs: Now get these trespassing tourists off my boat. I've got fishing to do!
- Jacques: That's old Snakebite Scruggs. He thinks the bayou is his own private reserve. He don't like anyone in it!”

Mark Hamill - Snakebite Scruggs
Jim Cummings - Jacques

Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?". Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?
Jim Cummings - Cupcake

“- Sa'luk: Aladdin! You didn't capture Aladdin with the others?
- Razoul: Why would he be with the forty thieves?
- Sa'luk: Because his father is The King of Thieves!”
Jerry Orbach - Sa'luk
Jim Cummings - Razoul