Jim Parsons movie quotes

“I think intelligence is usually sexy until it becomes irritating.”
Jim Parsons

“I’m sorry, coffee’s out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn’t start doing drugs.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Someone else's success is not your failure.”
Jim Parsons

“I didn't realize until years later that my father was only asking questions about lightning and thunder to cheer me up. In fact, he would often pretend to be dumb just to make me feel better.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“I've been called a germophobe, but I do find a single sneeze acceptable. It could be caused by dust, allergies... Really, whatever nasal irritant floats your boat. However... during flu season... a second sneeze means a plague is upon the land, and it's every man for himself.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“While my sister and I are twins, we've always been different. By the age of two, I was reading books. Missy was content to eat them. By five, I had a healthy appreciation for a well-organized work space. My sister, less so. Which is not to say she doesn't have qualities I admire. The bond between twins is an incredibly close one, which is why I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Apparently you can’t hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies ‘for you, no charge’.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“There’s no denying that I have feelings for you that can’t be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“I’m exceedingly smart. I graduated college at fourteen. While my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a Ph.D.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea. You thought of it September 22nd, 2007. Two days later, Penny moved in and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Then it’s settled. Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Feelings? What am I? A hippy at a love-in?”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“The only way she’d be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Well, I'm a big believer in 'never say never'.”
Jim Parsons

“Playing Sheldon is just heaven for me. I realize how enormously lucky I am to play a role that makes me so incredibly happy.”
Jim Parsons

“Coffee is to wake up, coffee is to work with, coffee is to live with, coffee is life.”
Jim Parsons