Jim Piddock movie quotes

“I'm an old school actor in the sense. More and more now, I play myself as I get older. Even as a writer, I never got typecast. I've always bounced from project to project or initiated my own things.”
Jim Piddock

“I have immense admiration for the writer/directors and director/actors who just seamlessly do both jobs at the same time.”
Jim Piddock

“The truth is very few of us are related to Napoleon or Cleopatra. Although, those are bad examples as I am actually descended from both of them.”
Jim Piddock

“- Leonard Crabbe: One in three people over 60 either have a flaccid or a spastic bladder, so every 13.5 seconds a new incontinent is born. The good old constipation. You have impacted fecal mass in your rectum, you find that pushing on your bladder...
- Mickey Crabbe: You know, this might make good dessert talk.”

Jim Piddock - Leonard Crabbe
Catherine O'Hara - Mickey Crabbe

“- Consulate Envoy: I don't think you want to go to South Africa.
- Roger Murtaugh: Why not?
- Consulate Envoy: Because you're black!”
Jim Piddock - Consulate Envoy
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh