Joe Pantoliano movie quotes

“There aren't any small parts, only small paychecks.”
Joe Pantoliano

“Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb her hair was white as snow! And every which way that Mary went, the lamb was right behind her. It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day. It followed her to work one day… and Mary lost her job!”
Joe Pantoliano - Norby

“- Francis: Tell us everything! Everything!
- Chunk: Everything. Okay! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...”
Joe Pantoliano - Francis
Jeff Cohen - Chunk

“- Kaplow: Now delicately remove the flowers, please. Now, that black object at the bottom of the vase is a detonator. The bomb will not explode unless I choose to detonate.
- Amy: Then why did I have to be careful with the flowers?
- Kaplow: Because they're pretty.”
Joe Pantoliano - Kaplow
Julianne Flores - Amy

“- Eddie: No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?
- Norby: Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh…
- Veeko: Tollbooth at the end.
- Eddie: Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?”
Joe Mantegna - Eddie
Joe Pantoliano - Norby
Brian Haley - Veeko

“- Julie Mulligan: The terrorist is about to tell me what's going to happen to the hostages.
- Kaplow: Terrorist? No. No Miss Mulligan, please, do not lump me into that crowd. I'm a thief.”
Amanda Wyss - Julie Mulligan
Joe Pantoliano - Kaplow

“Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.”
Joe Pantoliano - Captain Howard

“80 percent of the work I do my kids can't see.”
Joe Pantoliano

“Julio don't work for nobody. His boss had an accident, he fell on a knife four times.”
Joe Pantoliano - Snake

“Well, it might be unfair to make you kill a woman. Then again, you have experience.”
Joe Pantoliano - Kaplow

“The camera looks into your soul.”
Joe Pantoliano

“It's such a luxury to be able to be happy about going to work in the morning.”
Joe Pantoliano

“The greatest leading man, in my opinion, will always be Cary Grant.”
Joe Pantoliano On Cary Grant

“- Captain Monroe Kelly: They just blew up the president's car.
- Eddie Ventro: That was the president's car? Did they get him?
- Captain Monroe Kelly: That's the bad news: no, they didn't.”

Ernie Hudson - Captain Monroe Kelly
Joe Pantoliano - Eddie Ventro

“- Norby: Eddie, what else did Mary's little lamb do?
- Eddie: Didn't he put, uh, Humpty Dumpty back together again?
- Veeko: That was Nat King Cole.
- Eddie: Nat King Cole stuck his finger in the pie and yanked out the bird.”
Joe Pantoliano - Norby
Joe Mantegna - Eddie
Brian Haley - Veeko

“You brought me a truck full of risks. Moralrisks, legalrisks, dollar, fiscal, economic. Help me, I'm stuck, my Freudian skirt is showing.”
Joe Pantoliano - Arnie

“I like the idea of a pretty lady giving bad news.”
Joe Pantoliano - Kaplow

“It's beer o'clock, and I'm buying.”
Joe Pantoliano - Teddy

“- Cosmo Renfro: When I die, I wanna come back just like you.
- Samuel Gerard: You mean happy and handsome?”
Joe Pantoliano - Cosmo Renfro
Tommy Lee Jones - Samuel Gerard

“- Joel Goodson: I want my stuff back right now.
- Guido: Now you listen to me, you little fuck. Not only you take my two best girls, you call me names. If I didn't have any self-respect, it wouldn't just be the furniture, it'd be your arms, your legs, your head.”
Tom Cruise - Joel
Joe Pantoliano - Guido

“- Norby: Did a baby get off this bus? A little guy about two feet tall. It's an emergency!
- Bus Driver: I didn't have nobody today with a baby.
- Norby: He was by himself!”
Joe Pantoliano - Norby
Dan Frick - Bus Driver

“You have any idea what's going on in the Congo as of the radio show this morning? The Kigani have had it with Zaire, and they're eating people. You go in there with Robertson Reynolds, you'll be coming out somebody's bowel movement.”

Joe Pantoliano - Eddie Ventro

“Stop your killing and then maybe we'll talk about an acting career.”

Joe Pantoliano - Arnie

“Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.”
Joe Pantoliano - Teddy

“- Detective Mike Lowrey: Look, Captain, these were not normal corpses.
- Captain Howard: If I threw you out of moving truck and then ran over your head, you wouldn't be normal either!”
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey
Joe Pantoliano - Captain Howard