John Carradine movie quotes

“What kind of foreigner are you? Are you a hoochie-coochie dancer?”

John Carradine - Col. Stamp Proctor - San Francisco Politico

“- Dr. Bernardo: Here I'm studying premature ejaculation in a hippopotamus.
- Victor Shakapopulis: How often does that problem come up with a hippo?
- Dr. Bernardo: Here I'm forcing a man to have intercourse with a large rye bread. They're getting on famously! Here I'm going to take the brain of a lesbian and put it into the body of a man who...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Carradine - Doctor Bernardo
Woody Allen - Victor

“Does it sound mad? That's what they called me at Masters and Johnson's clinic, mad. Because I had visions of explorations in sexual areas undreamed of by lesser human beings. It was I who first discovered how to make a man impotent by hiding his hat. I was the first one to explain the connection between excessive masturbation and entering...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Carradine - Doctor Bernardo

“- Helen Lacey: You're insane!
- Dr. Bernardo: That's what they called me at Masters and Johnson for creating a 400-foot diaphragm. Contraception for the entire nation at once!”
Heather MacRae - Helen Lacey
John Carradine - Doctor Bernardo

“- Eric Stanton: I made it clear to you when I took this job. You can't tie me down. Cramps my style. I always work best when a certain feeling comes over me, and right now I haven't got it.
- Joe Ellis: [under his breath] Genius!
- Professor Madley: Eric my boy, you're an artist. You have my sympathy. And a bus ticket on the firm.”

Dana Andrews - Eric Stanton
Alice Faye - June Mills
John Carradine - Professor Madley

“You can't tame what's meant to be wild, doc. It just ain't natural.”
John Carradine - Erle Kenton

“I don't want to die. I'm not going to die for the Führer or anyone else. I want to live. You'll face death one of these days too, Himmler - you and your Führer.”

John Carradine - Reinhardt Heydrich

“As for making movies, who can act at eight o'clock in the morning? Let's face it!”
John Carradine

“Never do anything you wouldn't want to be caught dead doing.”
John Carradine

“Directors never direct me. They just turn me loose.”
John Carradine

“All of you will face death. All of you. There's another thing out there. Come, closer. You'll lose. The Russians will win. The Poles, the British, the Czech, the Americans will win. You'll be the only ones to lose. And why? Why will they win? I'll tell you. You are too weak, that's it.”

John Carradine - Reinhardt Heydrich

“I drink to love. A union to last throughout eternity. A love free from all material needs.”
John Carradine - Dracula aka Baron Latos

“Maybe there ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue, they's just what people does.”
John Carradine - Jim Casy

“Even their robots are insolent.”
John Carradine - Supreme Commander

“- Heinrich Himmler: A soldier dies with courage, Heydrich.
- Reinhardt Heydrich: A true Nazi, eh? I would like to see how you and your Führer would act if your insides were shot out. Why can't I get morphine? Its getting dark. I want to live!
- Heinrich Himmler: You are dying for the Führer.”
Howard Freeman - Heinrich Himmler
John Carradine - Reinhardt Heydrich

“Zigzag. That means he wants to talk peace. You zigzag out to meet him.”
John Carradine - Porter Rockwell

“- Hatfield: A gentleman doesn't smoke in the presence of a lady.
- Dr. Josiah Boone: Three weeks ago I took a bullet out of a man who was shot by a gentleman. The bullet was in his back!”
John Carradine - Hatfield
Thomas Mitchell - Dr. Josiah Boone

- Erle Kenton: We should have stuck with the old ways. Raising cattle for our feed. Where's the life in that?
- Charlie Barton: Humans are our cattle.
- Erle Kenton: Humans are our prey. We should feed on them, like we've always done. Screw all this "channel your energies" crap.
John Carradine - Erle Kenton
Noble Willingham - Charlie Barton

“- Rita Hussman: When I look at it, I see glimpses of a strange world. A world of people who are dead and yet alive.
- Dracula aka Baron Latos: It is the place from which I've just returned.”

Anne Gwynne - Rita Hussman
John Carradine - Dracula aka Baron Latos

“I wouldn't pray just for a old man that's dead, 'cause he's all right. If I were to pray, I'd pray for folks that are alive and don't know which way to turn.”
John Carradine - Jim Casy

“- The Wizard: Aladdin is dead and gone... You're going to have to learn to live without him. Now then, where are we getting married?
- The Princess: Never.”
John Carradine - The Wizard
Kristy McNichol - The Princess

“I've dragged myself through the blood and sand of a thousand arenas. In the end there's only one thing I regret - I never learned to read or write. I was obliged to renounce education... but I make the whole world responsible for my ignorance.”

John Carradine - El Nacional

“- Danforth: Moto, I'm beginning to believe all the stories I've heard about you.
- Mr. Moto: Please do not.”
John Carradine - Danfoth
Peter Lorre - Mr. Moto