John Cusack movie quotes

“Maybe the absence of signs is a sign.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager

“You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than the sex you are having with Ian... in my head.”

John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“- Dean Kansky: British women do not age well. Eight years ago she was a luscious treat, you know, she probably looked like, you know, Baby Spice, now she could look like...
- Jonathan Trager: Old Spice.”
Jeremy Piven - Dean Kansky
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager

“You are a strange and interesting woman.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager

“She was a unique constellation of attributes; she was my Halley's comet. But the universe is designed to break your heart.”

John Cusack - Jake

- Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the "Gas 'n' Sip" on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
- Joe: By choice, man.
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler
Loren Dean - Joe

“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.”
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler

“- Jonathan Trager: I hope you enjoy the gloves you bought yourself.
- Sara Thomas: Oh, I will, I usually enjoy my own thoughtfulness.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas

“She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.”
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler

“You should've seen this girl; she's shy, she's fragile, she's self conscious, she has no idea how beautiful she is.”

John Cusack - Jake

“- Sara Thomas: Favorite New York moment?
- Jonathan Trager: This one's climbing the charts.”
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager

“What I really want to do with my life, what I want to do for a living, is I want to be with your daughter. I'm good at it.”
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler

“Maybe we're lying here because you don't wanna be standing somewhere else.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager

“- Sara Thomas: You just have to have faith.
- Jonathan Trager: Faith in what?
- Sara Thomas: Destiny.”
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager

“You really think the pilot is controlling this plane? That would really scare me.”
John Cusack - Nick Falzone

“You hooked me like a fish, Bender. You scaled me, you gutted me, you stuffed me and fried me, chewed me up, swallowed me, and shat me out again!”
John Cusack - Charles Ossining

“- Jonathan Trager: I just meant I had a really nice time. You know, maybe you should give me your phone number. Just in case.
- Sara Thomas: In case of what?
- Jonathan Trager: In case of life.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas

“- Dr. Lester: If I was 80 years younger, I'd box your ears.
- Craig Schwartz: I wasn't toying with her sir, I wouldn't - pardon me, how old are you, sir?
- Dr. Lester: 105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes.”
Orson Bean - Dr. Lester
John Cusack - Craig Schwartz

“I was lovesick.”

John Cusack - Jake

“To hold on to sanity too tight is insane.”
John Cusack - Nick Falzone

“- Charlie Arglist: I think Roy Gelles must have found out [about the robbery], and I think he might have killed Vic.
- Renata Crest: That's terrible!
- Charlie Arglist: So I was thinking it might be best if I left town, and I was wondering if you wanted to come with me.”
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist
Connie Nielsen - Renata Crest

“Why am I talking to you? You're not a man, you're a cat! Go back to your feline world!”
John Cusack - Hoops McCann

“I'm going to talk about a life today. An important life in our community. A life that ends life. The life of a gun.”
John Cusack - Father Mike Corridan

“I was jealous of other men in her design department. I became convinced that she was going to leave me for one of them. Then she left me for one of them.”
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“Yellow police tape, teddy bears, t-shirts, balloons - these are the national memorials of our neighborhoods.”
John Cusack - Father Mike Corridan