John Deszo Ratzenberger quotes
- From the movie: Monsters, Inc.
“Milking a yak isn't exactly a picnic; but once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.”
- From the movie: Monsters, Inc.
Poor guy. I understand. It's not easy being banished. Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself "King Itchy".
- La trovi in Relationships in Hollywood
“Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.”
- From the animation: Cars
“They're just using the same actor over and over. What kind of cut-rate production is this?”
“Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.”
- From the movie: Up!
“- Carl Fredricksen: I believe I made my position to your boss quite clear.
- Construction Foreman Tom: You poured prune juice in his gas tank.
- Carl Fredricksen: Oh, yeah, that was good.” - From the movie: Toy Story 2
- From the animation: A Bug's Life
“Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real bug?”
- From the movie: Monsters, Inc.
“Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy.”
- From the movie: Toy Story
“- Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
- Woody: It's not a laser! It's a... It's a little light bulb that blinks.
- Hamm: What's with him?
- Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.” - From the movie: Superman II
- From the movie: Toy Story
“- Mr. Potato Head: Look, I'm Picasso!
- Hamm: I don't get it.
- Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?” - From the movie: Toy Story
“- Mr. Potato Head: Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's new favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with me more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?
- Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance.”
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