John Lithgow movie quotes

“- Bud: He said I was selfish. He said that everything's always about me.
- Cindy: He called me a drama queen, said I was trying to sabotage him.”

John Lithgow - Bud Brumder
Catherine O'Hara - Cindy Beugler

“I'm not a doctor, but it's got no pulse, it's not breathing and it's cold as a Popsicle. Believe me, honey, whatever he is, he's definitely dead!”

John Lithgow - George Henderson

“- George Henderson: God, I hate this guy.
- Nancy Henderson: I'll turn it off.
- George Henderson: No let me hate him. It'll keep me awake before the coffee kicks in.”

John Lithgow - George Henderson
Melinda Dillon - Nancy Henderson

“- Patch: Don't you believe in Santa Claus?
- B.Z.: Why should I? He never brought me anything.
- Patch: That's because you were probably a naughty boy.”
Dudley Moore - Patch
John Lithgow - B.Z.

“- John Matthewson: You people really live in your own world, don't you?
- Lt. Col. Conroy: Well, we don't have the luxury of living in yours.”
John Lithgow - John Mathewson
John Mahoney - Lt. Col. Conroy

“I'm not an astronaut. I'm an engineer. What am I'm doing here?”
John Lithgow - Dr. Walter Curnow

“You're wrong. I was like you! I almost killed him myself. But it would've been murder. He's not an animal!”

John Lithgow - George Henderson

“- Lucas Sergeant: I think of you as a father, Jonesy.
- Jonesy Hecht: And you, a son to me.”
John Lithgow - Lucas Sergeant
William LeMassena - Jonesy Hecht

“We've got some big guns and some big-big guns but I'm afraid I'm all out of big-big ammo!”
John Lithgow - George Henderson

- Franny Philips: Can you write me a note if I'm late to school?
- Paul Philips: I guess so.
- Franny Philips: "Dear Teacher, Please let Franny into class without penalty. Her dog wouldn't shit".

Trini Alvarado - Franny Philips
John Lithgow - Paul Philips

“- Dr. Heywood Floyd: How do you feel?
- Dr. Walter Curnow: Ugh. Like shit.”

Roy Scheider - Dr. Heywood Floyd
John Lithgow - Dr. Walter Curnow

“The winner of this tournament - no, no, the privilege - will have the honour of rescuing the beautiful Princess Fiona from the fiery pit of that dragon! Should the winner fail to return, the runner-up shall take his place, and so on and so forth... Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

John Lithgow - Lord Farquaad

“- Coco LaBouche: Years of clawing my way to the top, have gone to waste. Why am I not some child standard mother? Why? Why? Why?
- Jean-Claude: Becuase you hate children, and men find you, to be a heartless shrew.”
Susan Sarandon - Coco LaBouche
John Lithgow - Jean-Claude

“Home... home is where you wear your hat... I feel so breakup, I wanna go home.”
John Lithgow - Lord John Whorfin

“Shut up, Big-booty, you coward. You are the weakest individual I ever know.”
John Lithgow - Lord John Whorfin

“- George Henderson: We don't even know what it is. We don't know if it's male or female.
- Sarah Henderson: Definitely male.
- Nancy Henderson: How can you tell? Don't answer that, honey.”

John Lithgow - George Henderson
Margaret Langrick - Sarah Henderson
Melinda Dillon - Nancy Henderson

“- Dr. Walter Curnow: I feel so stupid. How do you say, 'stupid'?
- Maxim Brajlovsky: Durak!
- Dr. Walter Curnow: That's me.”
John Lithgow - Dr. Walter Curnow
Elya Baskin - Maxim Brajlovsky

“It's impossible, isn't it? Oh my god, I feel so stupid! Can you imagine? A naked man crawling along the wing of an airplane at 35,000 feet?”

John Lithgow - John Valentine

“- Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: So what you're saying is you would be willing, excuse me, Jack would be willing to take in this creature and care for it and love it like a pet?
- George Henderson: No, like a member of the family.”

Don Ameche - Dr. Wallace Wrightwood
John Lithgow - George Henderson