John Mahoney movie quotes

“I was never very mature in my relationships with women. First sign of conflict, I was gone.”
John Mahoney

“I believe in divine inspiration.”
John Mahoney

“I don't much care to watch myself.”
John Mahoney

“Me, I just enjoy making things up. It's when I can't write I can't escape myself, I want to rip my head off and run screaming down the street with my balls in a fruit pickers pail.”
John Mahoney - W.P. Mayhew

“- Rose Castorini: My mother has a saying. Do you want to hear it?
- Perry: Sure.
- Rose Castorini: Don't shit where you eat!”
Olympia Dukakis - Rose Castorini
John Mahoney - Perry

“You are what you are, Doctor - a son of a bitch, like the rest of us. Now do what needs to be done.”

John Mahoney - Lt. Col. Conroy

“I'm sorry if my divorce interferes with your breakfast plans, Dad.”

John Mahoney - Mr. Fitzpatrick

“- Mickey Fitzpatrick: Why are you getting so upset Dad? You don't even believe in God.
- Mr. Fitzpatrick: That doesn't mean I'm going to stop being a good Catholic.”
Edward Burns - Mickey Fitzpatrick
John Mahoney - Mr. Fitzpatrick

“Let me get this straight. You don't want to cheat on your girlfriend with your wife?”
John Mahoney - Mr. Fitzpatrick

“People are human.”
John Mahoney - William "Kid" Gleason

“If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump it's ass a-hoppin'.”
John Mahoney - Chief

“Loyalty above all else... except honor.”
John Mahoney - Lt. Vince Hardy

“Our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.”
John Mahoney - Preston B. Whitmore

“- John Matthewson: You people really live in your own world, don't you?
- Lt. Col. Conroy: Well, we don't have the luxury of living in yours.”
John Lithgow - John Mathewson
John Mahoney - Lt. Col. Conroy

“I pay my baby love and she pays me back with pity.”

John Mahoney - W.P. Mayhew