Jon Favreau movie quotes

“- Lorraine: Hi Mike, I'm Lorraine.
- Mike: Like the quiche.
- Lorraine: Like the quiche? That's a really original joke.”
Heather Graham - Lorraine
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Mike: Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version.
- Sue: I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man.”

Jon Favreau - Mike
Patrick Van Horn - Sue

“I'll have a scotch on the rocks, please. Any scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course. Single malt, Glen Livet, Glen Galley, perhaps, any Glen.”
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Laura Garrety: Are you calling me from jail?
- Kyle Fisher: Not yet...”
Cameron Diaz - Laura Garrety
Jon Favreau - Kyle Fisher

“- Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
- Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?”
Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Adam Levy: I cheese sandwich you.
- Kate Welles: I cheese sandwich you too.”
Jon Favreau - Adam Levy
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles

“What happens to that lie detector of yours when it detects your own bullshit? It must really bury the needle, huh?”
Jon Favreau - Franklin 'Foggy' Nelson

“I know what this is about, you're a woman and you're afraid of becoming obsolete. You're at an age when men are starting to notice younger girls and it's freaking you out.”

Jon Favreau - Adam Levy

“- Mike: How did you get over it? I mean, how long did it take?
- Rob: Sometimes it still hurts. You know how it is, man. It's like, you wake up every day and it hurts a little bit less, and then you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all. And the funny thing is, is that, this is kinda wierd, but it's like, it's like you almost miss that pain.”

Jon Favreau - Mike
Jon Favreau - Rob

“- Trent: Yeah, two's enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
- Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.”

Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Kyle Fisher: Where do you look? What side of the neck?
- Charles Moore: Left, left, left side.
- Adam Berkow: Either side, you idiot!”

Jon Favreau - Kyle Fisher
Leland Orser - Charles Moore
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

- D-Bob: Remember Elza? She's my girl now. We're engaged. Ain't that goddamn something?
- Elza: Dennis!
- D-Bob: Oh yeah, I ain't allowed to say "goddamn" no more.
Jon Favreau - D-Bob
Lauren Katz - Elza