Jonathan Hyde movie quotes

“When I was five, my sister used to pull my pants down at parties, which always got a laugh.”
Jonathan Hyde

“- Mr. Henderson: Do they know something we don't?
- Dr. Allen Chamberlain: They are led by a woman. What does a woman know?”
Stephen Dunham - Mr. Henderson
Jonathan Hyde - Dr. Allen Chamberlain

“[talking about any pre-show rituals]
I always arrive early and maintain a routine.”
Jonathan Hyde

“I once corpsed so badly that I was quite unable to speak and had to leave the stage.”
Jonathan Hyde

“- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?
- Diane Pazinski: Let's!”
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Mariangela Pino - Diane Pazinski

“Never mess with a man with sensitive teeth!”
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury

- Richie Rich: I'm not sure if I can go through with this, Cadbury.
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: Just remember these words, Master Richie: "You have the power of your father inside you".
- Richie Rich: You mean, like, "Trust the force, Luke"?
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: Pree-cisely, sir!
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury

“- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: After all that this family has done for you, and this is how you behave?
- Ferguson: Well, yeah, so I guess I won't be getting that Employee of The Year Award, after all, eh?”
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Chelcie Ross - Ferguson

“- Herbert Cadbury: You can't play with these children. I must protest!
- Richie Rich: Cadbury, chill. I'll be fine.
- Herbert Cadbury: But they probably haven't even been vaccinated!”

Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: Excuse me, sir. It's a telephone call, from the President.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Which country?
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: This one, sir.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Probably needs another loan.”
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich

“- Richard Rich Sr.: How do you put up with me, Regina?
- Regina Rich: Well, you do have $70 billion.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Is that the only reason?
- Regina Rich: No. You also have a cute butt.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Hey, Cadbury, did you hear that?
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: Indeed, sir. Madam admires your butt. I'm most delighted for you.”
Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich
Christine Ebersole - Regina Rich
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury

“- Pee Wee: Hey, man, just checking out your crib here.
- Richie Rich: My crib?
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: I believe that's street slang for home, sir, an idiom.
- Omar: Who you callin' an idiom?”
Jonathan Hilario - Pee Wee
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Joel Robinson - Omar

“- Alan Parrish, 1969: Whatever I said, Dad, I'm sorry.
- Samuel Alan Parrish: Oh, Alan, I was angry, ok? And I'm sorry, too. Look, you don't have to go to Cliffside if you don't want to. Let's talk it over tomorrow. Man to man.
- Alan Parrish, 1969: How about father to son?”
Adam Hann-Byrd - Young Alan
Jonathan Hyde - Sam Parrish

“- Alan Parrish, 1969: I'm so glad you're back.
- Samuel Alan Parrish: I've only been gone 5 minutes.
- Alan Parrish, 1969: It seems like a lot longer for me.”

Adam Hann-Byrd - Young Alan
Jonathan Hyde - Sam Parrish