Justin Long movie quotes

“Space... a universe of mystery. Well, today, the mystery will be unveiled. Thanks to science, we know the universe is nearly 500 miles long, and it contains -- you're not going to believe this -- over 1,000 stars.”
Justin Long - Lem

“Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college. Albert Einstein. You know? Pocahontas never went to college. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim; they had a great run. Both Lewis and Clark. Suzanne Somers. Bono.”
Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines

“- Henry: What's wrong? Why are you stopping?
- Lucy: Henry, this isn't how I planned it would be.
- Henry: That's funny, because this is exactly how I planned it to be!”

Justin Long - Henry
Britney Spears - Lucy

“- Lem: This is great! Yesterday, my life was perfect. Now, I'm the most wanted super-criminal in the world.
- Captain Charles T. Baker: At least you have a world. I'll probably never see mine again.”
Justin Long - Lem
The Rock - Captain Charles T. Baker

“- Gigi: Maybe his grandma died or maybe he lost my number or is out of town or got hit by a cab...
- Alex: Or maybe he is not interested in seeing you again.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Gigi
Justin Long - Alex

“- Lem: Are you here to take over our world and, like, eat our brains?
- Captain Charles T. Baker: Hold on. What kind of sick planet is this? First of all, it's supposed to be uninhabited, okay? Nut full of sea monkeys dancing to the oldies. My mission was to plant Old Glory, whack a few golf balls and head back to the Kids Choice Awards. I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)
Justin Long - Lem
The Rock - Captain Charles T. Baker

“- Lem: If you guys go in costume, I'm pretending we never met.
- Eckle: Did you just say what I think you just said?
- Lem: I'm a planetarium professional now. I don't have time for kids' movies anymore.
- Skiff: Kids' movies? I suppose next you'll say aliens don't exist!”

Justin Long - Lem
Freddie Benedict - Eckle

“- Bartleby Gaines: Does the run-of-the-mill college experience include stripping you of your dignity? Totally humiliating you, making you wear a... a... frigging hot dog suit?
- Sherman Schrader: It's a tradition.
- Bartleby Gaines: A tradition?
- Sherman Schrader: Yes.
- Bartleby Gaines: I've got a tradition for you. Schrader, you've been my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines
Jonah Hill - Sherman Schrader

“- Peter La Fleur: Hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?
- Justin: Yeah. Why?
- Peter La Fleur: Nothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Justin Long - Justin

“Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the same time? It's kind of hard.”
Justin Long - Junior

- Sherman Schrader: It was your idea to put "acceptance is just one click away"!
- Bartleby Gaines: Yeah, you put it as "one click away"! You don't make it... clickable!
Jonah Hill - Sherman Schrader
Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines

“- Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
- Justin: What?
[Patches O'Houlihan throws a wrench and hits Justin in the face]”
Rip Torn - Patches O'Houlihan
Justin Long - Justin

“Life sucks - in a good way. Falling in love, falling in hate, getting laid, getting hurt - what's one without the other?”
Justin Long - Donald

“We'll never stop learning, and we'll never stop growing, and we'll never forget the ideals what were instilled in us at our place, 'cause we are shit heads now, and we'll be shit heads forever and nothing you say can do or stamp can take that away from us!”
Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines

“- Darry: Is he dead?
- Trish: They never are.”

Justin Long - Darry
Gina Philips - Trish

“What is that, the vehicle choice of assholes and fucking serial killers?”

Justin Long - Darry