Katherine Heigl movie quotes

“- Jane: You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?
- Kevin: I didn't follow that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one.”
Katherine Heigl - Jane
James Marsden - Kevin

“There's some men who enter into a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joe Morelli did this to me. He was the big catch in our neighborhood, and I thought I caught him when I gave him my virginity on the floor of the Tasty Pastry Bakery I worked at when I was 17. Unfortunately for me, he never called after. Unfortunately for him, I hold a grudge.”

Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum

“- Jane's Aunt: Must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
- Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel so much better!”
Jennifer Bassey - Jane's Aunt
Katherine Heigl - Jane

“You think you know what men are going to do. You think you know what men want to do, but when it comes right down to that moment where they need to step up and, make a move, they chicken out.”
Katherine Heigl - Abby

“- Ranger: So what is it with you two?
- Stephanie Plum: Nothing. Sold him a cannoli in high school.
- Waitress: Honey, half the women in Jersey sold Joe Morelli their cannoli.”

Daniel Sunjata - Ranger
Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum
Jennifer Vos - Waitress

“- Jane: I think you should just admit that you're a big softy, that this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded and mysterious and sexy...
- Kevin: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was the last one?”
Katherine Heigl - Jane
James Marsden - Kevin

- Abby: Don't fall in love. It's scary.
- Mike Chadway: Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.
- Abby: I am not a psycho!
- Mike Chadway: I just told you that I loved you and all you heard was "psycho". Well, you're the definition of neurotic.
Katherine Heigl - Abby
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“- Jane: How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage.
- Kevin: I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle.
- Jane: Oh! That's so noble of you. Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open.
- Kevin: A-ha! So you admit that believe in...” (continue)(continue reading)
Katherine Heigl - Jane
James Marsden - Kevin

“- Ranger: Are you in danger?
- Stephanie Plum: Not exactly. Kind of.
- Ranger: I'm busy.
- Stephanie Plum: I'm naked.
- Ranger: I'll be right there.”

Daniel Sunjata - Ranger
Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum

“I'm going to be a mother, and I don't know if your ready to be a father.”
Katherine Heigl - Jen

“- Joe Morelli: Oh, Jesus, Stephanie Plum. What the hell?
- Stephanie Plum: Wow, still charming.
- Joe Morelli: Oh, says the girl who ran me over with her car.
- Stephanie Plum: That was an accident, my foot slipped.
- Joe Morelli: Accident, my ass. You jumped the goddamn curb and broke my leg in three different places. I think of you every time...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason O'Mara - Joe Morelli
Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum

- Mike Chadway: Never talk about your problems 'cause men don't really listen or care.
- Abby: Some men care!
- Mike Chadway: No, some men pretend to care. When we ask how you're doing, it's just guy code for "let me stick my dick in your ass".
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway
Katherine Heigl - Abby

“- Jane: God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?
- Casey: Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is that so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.”
Katherine Heigl - Jane
Judy Greer - Casey

“- Andre: My daughter tells some stranger that her father is her, her...
- Nicole: Lover...
- Andre: Oh, God! I hate that word. It's so... so graphic. Who else thinks this?
- Nicole: A few of the other people.
- Andre: How many of them?
- Nicole: All of them.
- Andre: All of them! Incroyable! I've been walking around here with you the past few...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gérard Depardieu - Andre
Katherine Heigl - Nicole

“- Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
- Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
- Ben Stone: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.”
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone
Katherine Heigl - Alison Scott

“- Alexia: Don't you guys ever get tired of acting like snobs?
- Kazumi: Alex, we're seniors. We're supposed to live it up, we have parties, we use little weaklings like Caitlin.”
Katherine Heigl - Alexia Wheaton
Jacque Gray - Kazumi

“- Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
- Ben Stone: Pregnant... with emotion?
- Alison Scott: Pregnant with a baby.”
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone
Katherine Heigl - Alison Scott

“- Mike Chadway: Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you're completely inaccessible. You're all about comfort and efficiency!
- Abby: What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?
- Mike Chadway: Well nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway
Katherine Heigl - Abby

“- Kevin: [takes Jane's hand] Jane... I need you to give me fifty bucks.
- Jane: [hesitantly] No?
- Kevin: Eh... not bad. Can I have your drink?
- Jane: Sure. No! Oh, no...
- Kevin: [laughing] You were doing so well!”

James Marsden - Kevin
Katherine Heigl - Jane

“- Jane: George appreciates me for who I am!
- Casey: What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?”
Katherine Heigl - Jane
Judy Greer - Casey

“- David: Jade. Where are you?
- Jade: Niagara. The Honeymoon Suites Motel. Which, believe me, is worse than it sounds.
- David: Are you okay?
- Jade: No, I'm married.”
Gordon Michael Woolvett - David
Katherine Heigl - Jade

“The journey of love is an arduous trek. My love grows for you as you bleed from your neck.”

Katherine Heigl - Shelley Fisher

“- Nicole: My whole life will be ruined.
- Andre: No. No, no. Your life will not be ruined. Mine maybe, but yours won't.
- Nicole: He'll hate me!
- Andre: No, no, he won't hate you.
- Nicole: Yes, he will! I'm going to die!”

Katherine Heigl - Nicole
Gérard Depardieu - Andre

“- Kathryn: Ugh, it's the loonhead from the Strike 'n' Spare.
- Barbara: He's kinda cute... for a greaser.”
Katherine Heigl - Kathryn
Sarah Joy Stevenson - Barbara

“- Nicole: You know, one these days I'm leaving and I'm never coming back.
- Megan: Fine. Go live with you father.
- Nicole: Oh, you're such a bitch.”
Katherine Heigl - Nicole
Lauren Hutton - Megan