Keith David movie quotes

“Whatever you need, you ain't gonna get and whatever you get, it ain't worth shit.”
Keith David - Luther Jermoe

“- Jack Parker: Pick a new name. Pick a name, any name. Come on.
- Nancy Morgan: Oh... uh. I can't think of any.
- Jack Parker: How about Laura?
- Nancy Morgan: Oh, God! That's worse than the one I've got!
- Jack Parker: Hey, what's wrong with your name? It's beautiful just like you are. You're beautiful.”
Keith David - Jack Parker
Dianne Wiest - Nancy Morgan

“I love giving away all my possessions, it makes me feel real spiritual.”
Keith David - Max

“We spent 10 million dollars training this kid; and we did not teach him how to talk to a girl?”

Keith David - CIA Director

- Francis: It ain't "D-E-R-E", it's "D-E-A-R". And "Sarah" ain't got no two R's, King. Damn, you dumb!
- King: It don't make no difference. She know what I mean. She don't read too good nohow.

Corey Glover - Francis
Keith David - King

“- Mason: When was your last fight?
- Elmore Pratt: I ain't had it yet!”
Keith David - Mason
Tommy Lee Jones - Elmore Pratt

“- Elvis Presley: Maybe I oughtta go back to the old way of doing things. Really rock 'em again!
- Jerry Schilling: Hell, you can't afford to take a chance like that, E. What about your image?
- Elvis Presley: Can't afford it? Man, when I was broke I could afford to do anything I wanted! Now I'm a millionaire. Can't afford to do a damned thing.”
Keith David - Elvis Presley
T. Graham Brown - Jerry Schilling

“- Cantrell: Sergeant Cantrell.
- Shemp: How do you spell that?
- Cantrell: Correctly.”
Keith David - Sgt. Cantrell
Bruce Campbell - Wedding Shemp

- Mary's Dad: Is it the "frank" or the "beans"?
- Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
- Warren: [from outside] "Franks" and "beans"! "Franks" and "beans"!
- Mary's Dad: Oh man! How'd you get the "beans" above the "frank"?

Keith David - Mary's Dad
Ben Stiller - Ted
W. Earl Brown - Warren

“- Frank: I've walked a white line my entire life, I'm not about to screw that up.
- Nada: White line's in the middle of the road, that's the worst place to drive.”
Keith David - Frank
Roddy Piper - Nada

“- Elvis Presley: When I first met you, I didn't like you at all. I thought you were the most arrogant, selfish, ungrateful little bastard I'd ever met. Then I started to remember how much I was like that at your age.
- Johnny Wolfe: Elvis, man. What happened at the talent show - thanks. I know you did that for me.
- Elvis Presley: Hell no, kid....” (continue)(continue reading)
Keith David - Elvis Presley
Charlie Schlatter - Johnny Wolfe

“I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.”
Keith David - Big Tim

“When I was in high school, even the biggest losers had a bird of a feather.”

Keith David - Detective John Mulchaey

“- Frank: Maybe they're always been with us... those things out there. Maybe they love it... seeing us hate each other, watching us kill each other off, feeding on our own cold fuckin' hearts...
- Nada: I got news for 'hem... There's gonna be hell to pay. 'Cause I ain't daddy's little boy no more.”
Keith David - Frank
Roddy Piper - Nada

“Creepy? We're the CIA, creepy is what we do.”

Keith David - CIA Director

“- Luther Jermoe: This is gotta stop now.
- Dr. Richard Sturgess: Are you shooting me, Luther?”
Keith David - Luther Jermoe
Ray Liotta - Dr. Richard Sturgess

“- Louis Fedders: He's a prisoner; he should be treated accordingly.
- James St. James: Have you completely lost your mind? We're not soldiers and he's not the enemy. He's a pizza man.”

Keith David - Louis Fedders
Emilio Estevez - James St. James

“- Frank: Listen, man, I don't like anyone following me if I don't know why they are.
- Nada: Well, I don't join up with anyone, unless I know where they're going.”
Keith David - Frank
Roddy Piper - Nada

“- King: Hey Taylor, how many days you got left? Three hundred and what?
- Chris: Thirty two. 332 days.
- Crawford: Shit, I can't even remember when I was 332, man. You gotta like, count backwards or something, you know like you got 40 days in? Think positive, dude.”

Keith David - King
Charlie Sheen - Chris
Chris Pedersen - Crawford

“- Max: Well?
- John Hatcher: One thought he was invincible... the other thought he could fly.
- Max: So?
- John Hatcher: They were both wrong.”
Keith David - Max
Steven Seagal - John Hatcher

“Mr. Brubaker, I've been studying you since you first come in. And it's come clear to me that you are one weird fucking individual. I haven't got you figured out yet - whether you're a good thing or a bad one.”
Keith David - Larry Lee Bullen

“- Frank: The whole deal is like some kind of crazy game. They put you at the starting line. And the name of the game is make it through life. Only, everyone's out for themselves and looking to do you in at the same time. OK, man here we are. You do what you can, but remember, I'm going to do my best to blow your ass away. So how are you going to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Keith David - Frank
Roddy Piper - Nada

“- Childs: You're gonna have to sleep sometime, MacReady.
- MacReady: I'm a real light sleeper, Childs.”
Keith David - Childs
Kurt Russell - MacReady

“- Andrew 'Andy' McGee: I love you. I've always loved you. For a thousand years.
- Victoria 'Vicky' Tomlinson McGee: That long? Yes. I love you too.”
Keith David - Andrew 'Andy' McGee
Heather Locklear - Victoria 'Vicky' Tomlinson McGee

- Omri: It's too risky.
- Boone: Whiskey?
- Omri: "Risky"! Dangerous!
Hal Scardino - Omri
Keith David - Boone