Ken Jeong movie quotes

“You can have all the tools in the world but if you don't genuinely believe in yourself, it's useless.”
Ken Jeong

“I have a very simple approach in career: You work with the people you love.”
Ken Jeong

“Hartman, for the love of god stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip, you look like a orange with lips, you look like a wrinkled peach.”

Ken Jeong - Angus

“Classified-Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft!
Short Fuse-I tried, but they don't have hands, they just have flippers, Boss! And I have flippers. So it's flipping useless!”
Benedict Cumberbatch - Classified
Ken Jeong - Short Fuse

“- Phil: What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?
- Mr. Chow: They're angry. All I feed them is cocaine. And chicken.”
Bradley Cooper - Phil
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow

“- Principal Buchanan: It's like a prison yard out there.
- Mr. Arthur: Don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?”

Romany Malco - Principal Buchanan
Ken Jeong - Mr. Arthur

“You got something to say to me now, blue-eyes? No more silent treatment?”
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow

“I believe I can fly... I love cocaine!”
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow

“It's like a little kid gets a puppy for the first time, just hugs it so much, snaps it's neck. It's puppy cradle death syndrome. All that love is gonna snap that puppy.”
Ken Jeong - Therapist

“I always just loved to laugh. I always just loved it as a kid.”
Ken Jeong

“- Mr. Chow: On 3 cut the grey wire.
- Stu: Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't have grey wire, I have red, green and yellow.
- Mr. Chow: That's weird, I have light grey, medium grey and dark grey.
- Stu: You do?
- Mr. Chow: Motherfucker! My bad, I am color blind.”
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow
Ed Helms - Stu

“What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book.”
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow

“- Alan: We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.
- Mr. Chow: Yeah, but that's the point! It's funny!”
Zach Galifianakis - Alan
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow

“It is not about money, it is about principle.”

Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow

“- Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
- Mr. Chow: I a international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
- Stu: You have a wife?
- Mr. Chow: Yeah, we married fifteen years. Whatsa matter, Mr. Chow not good-looking enough for woman?”
Bradley Cooper - Phil
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow
Ed Helms - Stu