Kevin Hart quotes
- From the movie: The Wedding Ringer
- From the movie: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
“- George Beard: When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
- George Beard and Harold Hutchins: You are now the greatest superhero of all time, the amazing Captain Underpants!
- Mr. Krupp: [becoming Captain Underpants] Tra-La-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” - From the movie: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
- From the movie: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
“You do not want to know what's under those rhinos! I saw things I can never unsee, things that touched me!”
- From the movie: The Wedding Ringer
“- Jimmy: This is what you have to understand, Doug. Some people are just loners. It's that simple, man.
- Doug Harris: Maybe I don't want to be. Maybe I just want someone to grab a beer with, to go on a cool guy trip with.” - From the movie: Get Hard
- From the movie: Grudge Match
“A man turns 60, all of a sudden he's washed up and you kick him out of the workplace? That may have been fine 100 years ago, when men were dying at the age of 50. But in this world, it's different. The elderly are strong. Their spirit is strong. And they have a voice. And that voice is in these two men, and they will be heard. Respect, bitches!”
- From the movie: Get Hard
“- Russell: We gotta roll, Mayo.
- Darnell: Who's Mayo?
- James: It's my gang name. It's short for Mayonnaise.” - From the movie: Grudge Match
“- Dante Slate, Jr.: Come on, Evander! So the man went batshit and bit your ear off, it's not like he enjoyed it!
- Mike Tyson: It tasted like ass!” - From the movie: Get Hard
“- Darnell Lewis: When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?
- James King: I think that's more of a Yale thing.” - From the movie: The Wedding Ringer
- From the movie: Get Hard
“- Darnell Lewis: Go back to where you belong!
- James King: I don't know where I belong!
- Darnell Lewis: I know where you belong... you belong with me! [smiles at King]
- James King: [freaked out] I don't want that!” - From the movie: Grudge Match
“- Dante Slate, Jr.: You don't know what a video game is? Exactly when did they unfreeze you, Captain America?
- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Captain America? You know, I could take you down a peg or two... but it looks like someone beat me to it.”
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