Kevin Pollak movie quotes

“- Chicago: Is this considered interfering with a police investigation?
- Jericho: Hey... we're private citizens having a conversation with another citizen. I mean, I don't think they found a way to outlaw that... at least not yet.”
Kevin Pollak - Chicago
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jericho

“- Jerry Segel: It's my eye, isn't it.
- Garth Algar: Why would we want to look at your eye? Is there something wrong with that weird eye?
- Jerry Segel: There's nothing wrong with my eye. This one just has no pigment. I'm what you call a partial ocular albino, but I'm fine with it. I have perfect 20/20 vision with both eyes. You're serious about...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kevin Pollak - Jerry Segel
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“- Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
- Hockney: Is it Friday already?”

Benicio del Toro - Fenster
Kevin Pollak - Hockney

When have you ever heard anyone say: "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?
Kevin Pollak - Stu Smiley

“- Stu Smiley: How do you know that was a nuclear facility?
- General Dick Panzer: Well, they tricked us on that one. That's a hospital. But it's a hell of a strike!”
Kevin Pollak - Stu Smiley
Rip Torn - General Dick Panzer

“- President of the United States: The American people, Mr. Smiley, would never ever buy this.
- Stu Smiley: Mr. President, the American people will buy whatever we tell them to.”
Alan Alda - President of the United States
Kevin Pollak - Stu Smiley

“- Fenster: They treat me like a criminal. I'll end up a criminal.
- Hockney: You are a criminal.
- Fenster: Why you gotta go and do that? I'm trying to make a point.”
Benicio del Toro - Fenster
Kevin Pollak - Hockney