Kris Kristofferson movie quotes

“Tell the truth. Sing with passion. Work with laughter. Love with heart. 'Cause that's all that matters in the end.”
Kris Kristofferson

“My daddy always told me to be like a duck. Stay smooth on the surface and paddle like the devil underneath!”
Kris Kristofferson - Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald

“If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself.”
Kris Kristofferson

“- Old Donkey: Any new escape plans, kid?
- Bo: What's the point? Always gonna be stuck on the same old wheel with the same old view.”
Kris Kristofferson - Old Donkey
Steven Yeun - Bo

“- Billy Clyde Puckett: Shake, old buddy, you know what I'm choosing to do?
- Marvin 'Shake' Tiller: What?
- Billy Clyde Puckett: I am choosing to win this fucking game.”
Burt Reynolds - Billy Clyde Puckett
Kris Kristofferson - Marvin 'Shake' Tiller

“- Sheriff Lyle 'Cottonmouth' Wallace: I am the law. Don't you understand, I represent the law.
- Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald: Well piss on you, and piss on your law.”
Ernest Borgnine - Sheriff Lyle 'Cottonmouth' Wallace
Kris Kristofferson - Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald

“- Henry Gatewood: What do you do?
- Ringo: I mind my own business. You oughta try it some time.
- Henry Gatewood: Why?
- Ringo: It's not near as dangerous as the way you're livin' now.”
Anthony Franciosa - Henry Gatewood - Tonto Banker
Kris Kristofferson - Ringo

“- Hubbell Smith: I've been worried about you.
- Lee Winters: How are you?
- Hubbell Smith: Like everybody else. Looking for a way to begin again.
- Lee Winters: You're gonna need a partner.”
Kris Kristofferson - Hubbell Smith
Jane Seymour Fonda - Lee Winters

“- John Burnett: There you are.
- Lovejoy: Thanks, I was wondering where I was.”
Kris Kristofferson - John Burnett
Beth Grant - Lovejoy

“- Bill Smith: The first rule is: Never sleep with anyone who's crazier than you are. I don't know if you're crazier, but you're right up there on the top 10 of my weird list, lady.
- Louise Baltimore: If you knew me better, I'd be number one.”
Kris Kristofferson - Bill Smith
Cheryl Ladd - Louise Baltimore

“- Nurse: You wouldn't shoot.
- Shuck: Lady, I castrate sheep with my teeth for a living.”
Marquetta Senters - Nurse
Kris Kristofferson - Shuck

“- Ella Watson: Do you think a woman can love two men?
- James Averill: Sure you can. Why not three? But it sure as hell isn't convenient.”
Isabelle Huppert - Ella Watson
Kris Kristofferson - James Averill

“- Melissa: Why are you doing this?
- Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald: Don’t know about the rest of them, but I’m running for my life myself.
- Melissa: But they're all following you.
- Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald: No, they ain't. I'm just in front of them.”

Ali MacGraw - Melissa
Kris Kristofferson - Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald

“- Karen: Why do you hunt them?
- Whistler: I had a family once - wife, two daughters. Then a drifter came calling one evening, a vampire. He toyed with them first. Tried to make me decide which order they'd die in.”
N'Bushe Wright - Karen
Kris Kristofferson - Whistler

“Frost is trying to trigger a fuckin' vampire apocalypse. There's some kind of vampire God he's trying to resurrect.”
Kris Kristofferson - Whistler

“Vampires: Hominus Nocturna.”
Kris Kristofferson - Whistler

“- Shuck: I wouldn't make a lot of noise if I was you. You don't want to alert Stoney of your leaving.
- Charles: As if he would care if I left.
- Shuck: What makes you think he don't care?
- Charles: I don't know... What would you call no contact for nine years?
- Shuck: I'd call it being a man of few words.”
Kris Kristofferson - Shuck
Joseph Mazzello - Charles

“- Blade: We'll play along for now. They'll take us in deeper than we've ever been. Get a chance to see how their world really ticks.
- Whistler: I had enough of their world. They're just shitting bricks just because they're no longer top of the food chain.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade
Kris Kristofferson - Whistler

- Ernie Wyatt: Like my daddy always said, "If you can't get out of it, get into it".
- Bobby Logan: I thought your daddy used to say, "If you can't fix it, fuck it".
- Ernie Wyatt: He said that, too.
Treat Williams - Ernie Wyatt
Kris Kristofferson - Bobby Logan

“You ever seen a duck that couldn't swim?”
Kris Kristofferson - Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald

“You're not my class, Canton, and you never will be. You'd have to die first and be born again.”
Kris Kristofferson - James Averill

“There's a war going on out there. Blade, myself, a few others, we've tried to keep it from spilling over onto the streets. Sometimes people like yourself get caught in the cross fire.”
Kris Kristofferson - Whistler

“- Blade: How do you feel?
- Whistler: Like hammered shit.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade
Kris Kristofferson - Whistler

- Orin Hanner Sr.: You're violating my constitutional rights.
- Jack Taggart: Mr. Hanner, I promise you, as sure as you stand here now, I'm gonna show you a new meaning to the word "violation".
Kris Kristofferson - Orin Hanner Sr.
Steven Seagal - Jack Taggart

“- Chuck Arnoldi: We'd like to know, is this convoy some sort of protest demonstration? And if it is, what's its purpose?
- Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald: Purpose of a convoy is to keep movin’.”
Brian Davies - Chuck Arnoldi
Kris Kristofferson - Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald