Kristen Bell quotes
- From the movie: Hit and Run
“If you spent two years building your dream car, and then you started to notice that it was also the dream car of a certain type of person, like people who are - I don't know, let's just call them rapists out of convenience. If you started to notice that your peers were rapists, what do you think that says about the old you who built this car?”
- From the movie: Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“- Sarah Marshall: I think that Hawaii is a place to escape for people who can't deal with the real world.
- Rachel Jansen: Yeah, you know, there's so few personal shoppers and pet therapists. Gosh, it's such a hard life.” - From the TV Series: Veronica Mars
“It's amazing how fleeting perfection can be.”
- From the TV Series: Veronica Mars
“That guy's too big, that guy's too small, and that guy's... not a guy. Just in desperate need of a stylist.”
- From the TV Series: Veronica Mars
“It's not often you get to see bikini babes in their natural habitat. Such gentle, yet elusive, creatures.”
- From the TV Series: Veronica Mars
“If there's a justification for my actions right now, it's this: I have gone completely mad.”
- From the TV Series: Veronica Mars
“So, my grandma Reynolds was always saying 'when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' I wish she was still alive, because I'd really like to ask her what she suggests for when life gives you Chlamydia.”
- From the TV Series: Veronica Mars
“Keith-Didn't he get busted for murder?
Veronica-Assault.
Keith-See? He's not even a very good murderer.” - From the TV Series: Veronica Mars
“If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens.”
- From the TV Series: Veronica Mars
- From the TV Series: Veronica Mars
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“Michael-You’re mad at me.
Eleanor-I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
Michael-Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse.” - From the TV Series: The Good Place
“Eleanor-What’s wrong with ombre highlights?
Tahani-Eleanor, please. This week has been hard enough.” - From the TV Series: The Good Place
“It’s like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“When I told a boyfriend something was ‘no big deal,’ it meant anything from ‘I just bought weed from your nephew,’ to ‘I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand, and now I’m her bridesmaid.'”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“I am a trash bag from Arizona, which is saying something. Our biggest exports are racist sheriffs and HPV.”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“When I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like Chipotle. Wait a minute, is it Chip-o-tottle?”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
“I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.”
- From the TV Series: The Good Place
- From the TV Series: Gossip Girl
“You Know You Love Me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.”
- From the TV Series: Gossip Girl
“Gossip Girl Here, Your One And Only Source Into The Scandalous Lives Of Manhattan's Elite.”
- From the movie: Frozen II
“- Olaf: Tell me, you're older, and thus all-knowing, do you ever worry about the notion that nothing is permanent?
- Anna: Uh, no.
- Olaf: Really? Wow, I can't wait until I've aged just like you, so I don't have to worry about important things.” - From the movie: Frozen II
“- Elsa: What woud I do without you?
- Anna: You'll always have me.”
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