Kristen Wiig movie quotes

“Life is about courage and going into the unknown.”

Kristen Wiig - Cheryl Melhoff

“- Edith: What have I ever done to you?
- Dewey Cox: Like that time you woke up in the middle of the night and drank up all the milk! And then I got up to have my corn flakes and there was none left!
- Edith: Dewey, you cheated on me!
- Dewey Cox: Oh, so I'm a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk.”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“I love the rain. It's my favorite weather.”
Kristen Wiig

“I wish I had a lot of tattoos.”
Kristen Wiig

“There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.”
Kristen Wiig

“Star-Look at these two people. Look how happy they are. Imagine that’s you and me riding on that banana boat. Just bouncing around, with our arms and legs spread wide open, with water and air going all inside of us.
Barb-This is dangerous. Things happen to people on trips. What if we get lost, or poisoned, or we get a rash? What if they put us...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kristen Wiig - Star
Annie Mumolo - Barb

“Barb-We’ll find another job. This small town’s full of places looking to hire women in their forties.
Star-Yeah. That’s the attitude!
Barb-We’ll find something even better. I mean, we both have high school degrees.
Star-Well, you do.
Barb-Well, I don’t. I thought you did.
Star-Well, I don’t.”
Kristen Wiig - Star
Annie Mumolo - Barb

“Star-I had a dream that I made love with that man on the Pringles can.
Barb-What flavor of Pringles was it?
Star-Plain. I like everything plain. Just plain.”
Annie Mumolo - Barb
Kristen Wiig - Star

“Barb-Whenever I watch those movies, where they’re in the 1800s. I can’t stop thinking, did everybody just… Gosh, I don’t want to be rude.
Star-Stink?
Barb-Yes.
Star-Yes, I know. I think about it all the time.
Barb-They didn’t have deodorant!
Star-No.
Barb-They didn’t have toilets. They didn’t brush their teeth!
Star-Everyone had yellow...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kristen Wiig - Star
Annie Mumolo - Barb

“Nobody, nobody curses my daughter, you got that? Because if you mess with Margo, you mess with me! And I promise, you do not want to mess with me! Do you understand me?”
Kristen Wiig - Lucy

“- Jill: We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y'know, by eating less.
- Alison Scott: Ok.
- Jill: We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20.
- Alison Scott: 20.
- Jill: And then weigh that much.”
Kristen Wiig - Jill
Katherine Heigl - Alison Scott

“- Fishlegs: Your mom let you get a tattoo?
- Tuffnut: It's not a tattoo, it's a birth mark!
- Ruffnut: Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.
- Tuffnut: Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side until now.”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fishlegs
T.J. Miller - Tuffnut
Kristen Wiig - Ruffnut

“Do you ever have feeling, where you see young teenage girl with perfect skin, and you want to kill her? And take her skin, and put it on your skin? We've bottled that feeling.”
Kristen Wiig - Alexanya Atoz

“- Kelly: We could hop on over to Brazil. You ever been to Rio?
- David Ghantt: I've never even been to the airport but about twice in my life.
- Kelly: Oh, it's a real magical place.
- David Ghantt: Yeah. All those planes landin' and takin' off and such.
- Kelly: No, Rio.
- David Ghantt: Oh, Rio, yeah, yeah.”
Kristen Wiig - Kelly
Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt

“- Edith: What about my dreams?
- Dewey Cox: Edith, I told you, I can't build you a candy house! It will fall apart, the sun will melt the candy, it won't work!”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

What are we gonna say, "Dear America, remember that astronaut we killed and had a really nice funeral for? Turns out he's alive and we left him on Mars. Our bad. Sincerely, NASA".
Kristen Wiig - Annie Montrose

I guess this is "Hasta la muerte".
Kristen Wiig - Kelly

“- Haley Sullivan: And I wanna get it on with three guys at the same time, 'cause I can!
- Claire Foster: Three guys at once? That's a nightmare. That is literally a recurring stress dream that I have. I can only think of jobs for two. Oh, no, I got it.
- Haley Sullivan: Yeah, there's that one.”
Kristen Wiig - Haley Sullivan
Tina Fey - Claire Foster

“- Edith: It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time, Dewey!
- Dewey Cox: What about if, if you're famous?”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“- Dewey Cox: Edith, I am starting to think... that maybe you don't believe in me.
- Edith: I do believe in you. I just know you're gonna fail.”
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox
Kristen Wiig - Edith