Kurtwood Smith movie quotes

“- Giles Prentice: Aviation Week is gonna run a story, everyone's gonna know what really happened, and we're all gonna look extremely stupid. We're better off just telling the truth.
- Secretary of Defense Baird: The truth? How'd you get this job?”
Frank Whaley - Giles Prentice
Kurtwood Smith - Secretary of Defense Baird

“- Giles Prentice: A Broken what?
- Secretary of Defense Baird: Broken Arrow. It's a Class 4 Strategic Theatre Emergency. It's what we call it when we lose a nuclear weapon.
- Giles Prentice: I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it.”
Frank Whaley - Giles Prentice
Kurtwood Smith - Secretary of Defense Baird

“- Secretary of Defense Baird: Guys in lawn chairs. I dunno, Giles. Sometimes you scare me.
- Giles Prentice: Hell, sir. Sometimes I scare myself.”
Kurtwood Smith - Secretary of Defense Baird
Frank Whaley - Giles Prentice

“Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman

“Steven, you're 18 now. It's time to start being a man. And the first rule to being a man is you gotta spend your life doing crap you don't wanna do.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman

“A bond between a father and son is subtle and complex.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman

“Red Forman-I want you to forget that I'm your father for a minute. I want you to tell me exactly what you think of me.
Eric Forman-How about I do this when you don't have a gun?”

Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Red Forman-You know, Steven, you're a smart guy. You really should go to college. You're coming with us, this weekend.
Steven Hyde-You don't trust me alone in the house, do you?
Red Forman-See how smart you are?”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“Red Forman-Do you know how they treat their criminals in Russia? First offense, five years in Siberia. Second offense, ten years. Believe you me, there is no third offense.
Kitty Forman-Unless the criminal likes to make snow angels.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman

“Damn kids today. They wouldn't know responsibility if it walked up and bit them in the ass.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman

“Kitty Forman-Red, there are five stages of grieving: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.
Red Forman-Kitty, I've got two stages: anger, and drinking.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman

“Eric Forman-I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid, and worth hearing.
Red Forman-Well that's perfect Eric. Use that line when you run for Miss America.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“This is how it starts, you know. First they're dating and having fun, and then the next thing you know, they're prying the money to pay for a wedding from my cold, dead hands.”

Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman

“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman

“Kitty Forman-Sex, it's not dirty.
Red Forman-It's not clean either.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman

“Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman

“Kitty Forman-Red, say something.
Red Forman-It's more fun than it looks.”

Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman

“Eric Forman-My head hurts.
Red Forman-That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Red Forman-What have I said about comparing your sister to the Devil?
Eric Forman-That it's offensive to the Devil?”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman

“- Robert Reynard: I think you're a dangerous man, Mr. Dodd.
- Eddie Dodd: I hope so, Mr. Reynard.”
Kurtwood Smith - Robert Reynard
James Woods - Eddie Dodd

“Peter Boyle on Everybody Loves Raymond is more of an insane Dad.”
Kurtwood Smith On Peter Boyle

“I really miss the rehearsal process of theater.”
Kurtwood Smith

“I don't mind the audience identifying me with Red.”
Kurtwood Smith

“- Geoffrey Shurlock: Is there any improper suggestion of nudity in this, uh, murder in the shower scene?
- Alfred Hitchcock: She won't be nude, she'll be wearing a shower cap.”
Kurtwood Smith - Geoffrey Shurlock
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Alfred Hitchcock