Laura Kightlinger movie quotes

Immagine di Laura Kightlinger
Identikit and personal data
Name
Laura
Last name
Kightlinger
Born
June 13, 1969 in Jamestown
Gender
female
Nationality
North American
Profession
actor, comedian
Zodiac sign
Gemini
Laura Kightlinger movie quotes, phrases and lines
5 in english
Laura Kightlinger quotes
  • “I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!”
    Laura Kightlinger
    [Tag:boredom, marriage]
  • “I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I’m dead.”
    Laura Kightlinger
  • “I get asked to do benefits a lot and I've decided I've got to be a bit more discerning, I can't just do all of them. . . . I got asked to do a benefit for babies born addicted to crack. And I said well, all right, I'll help you raise money for them, but I think we both know what they're gonna spend it on.”
    Laura Kightlinger
     
  • “- Jen: In the five years I've known you, every woman, I should say girl, you've gone after has been completely out of your league.
    - Hal: What's that supposed to mean?
    - Artie: Oh, she doesn't mean anything by it. She's just saying you're not that good looking.
    - Hal: Oh! I thought she was implying something really mean.”

    Laura Kightlinger - Jen
    Jack Black - Hal
    Kyle Gass - Artie
  • “- Birthday Woman: Oh, Ronnie Dobbs. You are brilliant. You have to do me a favor.
    - Ronnie Dobbs: At your service.
    - Birthday Woman: Tell me to fuck off.
    - Ronnie Dobbs: Huh?
    - Birthday Woman's Friend: Come on, it's her birthday.
    - Ronnie Dobbs: Alright. Fuck you, bitch.”

    Laura Kightlinger - Birthday Woman
    David Cross - Ronnie Dobbs
    Jeff Garlin - Birthday Woman's friend
    [Tag:birthday, gift, insult]
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