Chico Marx quotes
- From the movie: Horse Feathers
- From the movie: Horse Feathers
“- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: Have you ever had any experience as a kidnapper?
- Baravelli: You bet. You know what I do when I kidnap somebody? First I call them up on the telephone, then I send them my chauffeur.” - From the movie: A Night at the Opera
- From the movie: Room Service
“- Harry Binelli: That's the idea! They can't pull a sick man out, it's against the law.
- Gordon Miller: Remember, I had kidney trouble at the Astor and gallstones at the Plaza.
- Harry Binelli: Oh, those were the happy days!” - From the movie: Duck Soup
“- Chicolini: I wouldn't go out there unless I had one of those big iron things that go up and down. What do you call those things?
- Rufus T. Firefly: Tanks.
- Chicolini: You're welcome.” - From the movie: Monkey Business
- From the movie: At the Circus
- From the movie: At the Circus
“I ain't got nothing, but you can always have half!”
- From the movie: Monkey Business
“- Groucho: You call this a barn? This looks like a stable.
- Chico: Well, if you look at it, it's a barn. If you smell it, it's a stable.” - From the movie: A Night at the Opera
“- Otis B. Driftwood: Do you know America is waiting to hear him sing?
- Fiorello: Well, he can sing loud, but he can't sing that loud.” - From the movie: Animal Crackers
“- Signor Emanuel Ravelli: All you gotta do is open the door, step outside and there you are.
- Captain Jeffrey Spaulding: There you are? There you are, where?
- Signor Emanuel Ravelli: Outside.” - From the movie: The Cocoanuts
- From the movie: At the Circus
- From the movie: Animal Crackers
“- Signor Emanuel Ravelli: My idea of a house is something nice and a small and comfortable.
- Captain Jeffrey Spaulding: That's the way I feel about it. I don't want anything elaborate. Just a little place that I can call home and tell the wife I won't be there for dinner.” - From the movie: A Night at the Opera
“- Fiorello: What's the matter, mister?
- Otis B. Driftwood: Oh, we had an argument and he pulled a knife on me, so I shot him.” - From the movie: The Cocoanuts
“- Hammer: Do you know what a lot is?
- Chico: Yeah, too much.
- Hammer: The next time I see you, remind not to talk to you.” - From the movie: Room Service
“I still think it's a terrible play, but it makes a wonderful rehearsal.”
- From the movie: At the Circus
- From the movie: Room Service
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