Leonardo DiCaprio movie quotes

“- Amsterdam Vallon: I've been called a lot of things, mister... but I've never been called...?
- McGloin: Fiddeling bends.
- Amsterdam Vallon: Fiddeling bends. Right. If I knew what in the hell that meant... I might be inclined to take offense.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Amsterdam Vallon
Gary Lewis - McGloin

“- Jordan Belfort: People say shit... I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit.
- Donnie Azoff: Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think.
- Jordan Belfort: Is she like, a first cousin?
- Donnie Azoff: Her father is the brother of my mom.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort
Jonah Hill - Donnie Azoff

“- Donnie Azoff: How's being sober?
- Jordan Belfort: It fuckin' sucks.
- Donnie Azoff: Boring, right?
- Jordan Belfort: So boring. I'm gonna kill myself.”
Jonah Hill - Donnie Azoff
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Saito: Have you come to kill me? I've been waiting for someone...
- Cobb: Someone from a half remembered dream.
- Saito: Cobb? Impossible. We were young men together. I'm an old man.”
Ken Watanabe - Saito
Leonardo DiCaprio - Cobb

“When you develop an infatuation for someone, you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky for example. Now, in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it’s...” (continue)(continue reading)
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“The Smith and Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. Had the trigger guard removed, it saves drawin' time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk, or you'll kill your feet.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Kid

“- Cobb: Inception. Now, before you bother telling me it's impossible...
- Eames: No, it's perfectly possible. It's just bloody difficult.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Cobb
Tom Hardy - Eames

“- Helen Gandy: Can you keep a secret?
- J. Edgar Hoover: Yes. Of course. You have my word.
- Helen Gandy: I'm not interested in getting married. My work comes first.”

Naomi Watts - Helen Gandy
Leonardo DiCaprio - J. Edgar Hoover

“- Naomi Lapaglia: Aren't you married?
- Jordan Belfort: What? Married people can't have friends?
- Naomi Lapaglia: We're gonna be friends?
- Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Don't you wanna be my friend?
Naomi Lapaglia: We're not gonna be friends.”
Margot Robbie - Naomi Lapaglia
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- April Wheeler: What are you going to do now? Are you going to hit me? To show me how much you love me?
- Frank Wheeler: Don't worry, I can't be bothered! You're not worth the trouble it would take to hit you! You're not worth the powder it would take to blow you up. You are an empty, empty, hollow shell of a woman. I mean, what the hell are...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kate Winslet - April Wheeler
Leonardo DiCaprio - Frank Wheeler

“- Ariadne: These aren't just dreams. These are memories. And you said never to use memories.
- Cobb: I know I did.
- Ariadne: You're trying to keep her alive. You can't let her go.
- Cobb: You don't understand. These are moments I regret, the memories that I have to change.”
Ellen Page - Ariadne
Leonardo DiCaprio - Cobb

“- Mark Hanna: You gotta stay relaxed. Do you jerk off?
- Jordan Belfort: Do I jerk off? Yeah.
- Mark Hanna: How many times a week?
- Jordan Belfort: Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.
- Mark Hanna: Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
- Jordan...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew McConaughey - Mark Hanna
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting: How old are you, Amsterdam?
- Amsterdam Vallon: I'm not sure, sir. I never did quite figure it.
- Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting: I'm forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? All these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. Somebody steals from me, I cut off his hands. He offends...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daniel Day-Lewis - Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting
Leonardo DiCaprio - Amsterdam Vallon

- Cobb: Imagine you're designing a building. You consciously create each aspect. But sometimes it feels like it's almost "creating itself", if you know what I mean.
- Ariadne: Yeah, like I'm discovering it.
- Cobb: Genuine inspiration, right? Now, in a dream, our mind continuously does this. We create and perceive our world simultaneously, and... (continue)(continue reading)
Leonardo DiCaprio - Cobb
Ellen Page - Ariadne

“Django and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers. And they are our guests, Stephen. And you, you old, decrepit bastard, are to show them every hospitality.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Calvin Candie

“I didn't want you to think I was just some nobody.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jay Gatsby

“I know we've only known each other a brief time, but you would make the finest of companions.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - J. Edgar Hoover

“- Ava Gardner: You listened to my phone calls?
- Howard Hughes: No! No! No! Honey I would never do that! I'd never do that! I... I just read the transcripts, that's all.”
Kate Beckinsale - Ava Gardner
Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes

“I just feel like everyone tries to do something different, but you always wind up doing the same damn thing.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“Time sure flies when you're young and jerking off.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jim Carroll

“- Tucker: He drowned.
- Gilbert: You're kidding?
- Tucker: No. In that.
- Gilbert: Oh.
- Tucker: A kiddy pool. I don't get it.
- Gilbert: Wow.
- Tucker: It's like one foot deep. Weird, right?
- Gilbert: Yeah.
- Arnie: He drownded!”
John C. Reilly - Tucker Van Dyke
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“I think positive emotion trumps negative emotion every time. We all yearn for reconciliation, for catharsis.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Cobb

“When you kill a king, you don't stab him in the dark. You kill him where the entire court can watch him die.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Amsterdam Vallon

“- Gilbert: Dad's dead, Ellen.
- Momma: Gilbert!
- Amy: Gilbert.
- Momma: I can't believe you said that.
- Amy: Shut up.
- Arnie: Dad's dead.
- Amy: Arnie.
- Arnie: Dad's dead.
- Amy: Arnie, ssh. Arnie.
- Arnie: Dad's dead.
- Amy: It's okay.
- Arnie: Dad's dead.
- Amy: Stop it now!
- Arnie: Dad's dead.
- Momma: Oh, God.
- Arnie: Dad's dead!
- Amy...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Darlene Cates - Bonnie Grape
Laura Harrington - Amy Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“If you ever denigrate me in front of my staff like that again, I'll have you railroaded out of your profession. You understand?”

Leonardo DiCaprio - J. Edgar Hoover