Lily Tomlin quotes
- From the movie: Big Business
“- Sadie Ratliff: Isn't it exciting?
- Rose Ratliff: Oh yeah, the noise, the smog, the crowds, the muggers, sex fiends, white slavers, politicians, it's a pistol. I got about as much use for it as a toad has for spit curls!” - From the movie: 9 to 5
“- Violet Newstead: What could we use to keep Hart quiet?
- Judy Bernly: Blackmail?
- Violet Newstead: Blackmail, oh that sounds good! What could we get on him?
- Judy Bernly: A sex scandal! Take a picture of him in bed with a prostitute.
- Doralee Rhodes: No, who'd care?
- Violet Newstead: Yeah, Hart would just buy up all the copies and then...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: All of Me
“- Edwina Cutwater: Hmm, we seem to have mutual control over our body.
- Roger Cobb: Our body? This is my body! I'm not sharing my body with anyone!” - From the movie: Short Cuts
“- Doreen Piggot: Slobbering over Honey like that, it was so embarrassing...
- Earl Piggot: I never touched Honey!
- Doreen Piggot: I didn't say you touched her, I said you slobbered on her!” - From the movie: Big Business
- Rose Ratliff: Look, a sink in the living room.
- Sadie Ratliff: That's what the French call a “bidet”.
- Rose Ratliff: The French must be taller than me. - From the movie: All of Me
“I can't believe this. I can't even die right.”
- From the movie: Flirting with Disaster
“Identity is nothing but a mental construct.”
- From the movie: All of Me
“- Burton Schuyler: Are you strong enough to continue?
- Edwina Cutwater: What? Oh, I'm fine. Really. I'm fine. Tell them.
- Dr. Betty Ahrens: She could drop dead any minute...
- Edwina Cutwater: Don't mind her. She is only trying to make me feel good.” - From the movie: All of Me
“- Roger Cobb: What the hell are you doing in there?
- Edwina Cutwater: Oh God, don't you guys get enough laughs up there? What have I ever done to you?” - From the movie: All of Me
“- Terry Hoskins: Roger, what's wrong?
- Roger Cobb: What?
- Terry Hoskins: Don't I excite you?
- Roger Cobb: Edwina, what are you doing?
- Edwina Cutwater: I'm thinking of very old nuns.” - From the movie: The Kid
“Take your phone off now, you're with a human being.”
- From the movie: All of Me
“- Roger Cobb: You'll have to do it.
- Edwina Cutwater: Do what?
- Roger Cobb: You know, take it out.
- Edwina Cutwater: Take what out?
- Roger Cobb: The little fireman.
- Edwina Cutwater: The little fireman?
- Roger Cobb: You know, my penis.” - From the movie: 9 to 5
“- Judy Bernly: Oh, this is terrible. It's so improper. It's so disrespectful!
- Violet Newstead: He's dead! He doesn't mind!” - From the movie: Big Business
“- Judy: [assuming she is speaking to Rose Shelton] Hi, Rose, how's Duke doing?
- Rose Ratliff: Duke! My dog? Boy, when you go snoopin' into people's lives you don't miss a trick do you?” - From the movie: Big Business
- From the movie: 9 to 5
“I don't think I could ever shoot a gun, I don't care... I can't understand guys like Hart, who go out and shoot things, like Bambi and Thumper... and that cute little skunk?”
- From the movie: 9 to 5
“- Judy Bernly: Where's the body?
- Violet Newstead: In the trunk! Look, all we have to do is get some cement blocks, chain them to his feet and pitch him off the end of the pier, and no one will ever know.
- Doralee Rhodes: You are crazy! They'll find it, they always find it!
- Violet Newstead: Oh oh, crazy am I? They never found Jimmy Hoffa!” - From the movie: 9 to 5
- From the movie: Short Cuts
- From the movie: Flirting with Disaster
- From the movie: 9 to 5
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