Lisa Kudrow movie quotes

“- Michelle Weinberger: What are you picking on us for any way? We are not the ones who got fat.
- Christy Masters: We're pregnant, you half-wit.
- Michelle Weinberger: Oh yeah? Well, I hope your babies look like monkeys!”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Julia Campbell - Christy Masters

Sex kills, Bill. You just - you won't accept that. But why do you think there's no more real Hawaiians, huh? And why would they bother coming up with the phrase "died in childbirth" if it only happened one time? It's fucking dangerous, sex!
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Romy White: The reunion is less than two weeks away. I just can't believe that you turned down a job!
- Michele Weinberger: Well, I thought the whole point of going to the reunion was to impress people. I mean, how am I gonna impress anybody by selling ban-lon smocks at Bargain Mart?”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Romy White: You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter.
- Michele Weinberger: Oh, proof. You want proof? Ok, fine. Who lost their virginity first?
- Romy White: Oh, big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Romy White: Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
- Michele Weinberger: Do you want to try to have sex sometime just to see if we are?
- Romy White: What? Yeah, right, Michelle. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Lucia DeLury: Vagina, vagina, vagina. Does that word do anything for you?
- Bill Truitt: I don't think it does much for anyone, gay or straight.”
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury
Martin Donovan - Bill Truitt

“You always ignore me! Ever since I was 7-years-old for Halloween and I dressed up as a carrot and you two snuck off without me. I'm just as much a part of this family as either of you... and I wanna fight!”

Lisa Kudrow - Maddy Mozell

“- Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
- Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
- Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
- Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

“- Michele Weinberger: Sandy Frink has a helicopter?
- Romy White: Yeah, apparently he's worth millions. He invented some kind of rubber.
- Michele Weinberger: Like for condoms?”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“- Matt Mateo: I'm bisexual.
- Lucia DeLury: Puh-lease! I went to a bar mitzvah once. That doesn't make me Jewish.”
Ivan Sergei - Matt Mateo
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“Hey Romy, remember Mrs. Divitz's class, there was like always a word problem. Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It's like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Phoebe: Look, I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
- Monica: Phoebe, your mom killed herself.
- Phoebe: She was a drug dealer.”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller