Lindsay Lohan movie quotes

“- Mrs. George: Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!
- Cady Heron: Um, is there alcohol in this?
- Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.”
Amy Poehler - Mrs. George
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“- Elizabeth James: [thinking she is talking to her father, who has a newspaper up between them] Hey stranger...
- Hallie: [puts down newspaper. then] Hey Mom, did you know that the Concorde gets you here in half the time?
- Elizabeth James: [flustered] Yes, I, I've heard that...
- Annie: What are you doing here?
- Hallie: It took us abound 30...” (continue)(continue reading)

Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker

“- Hallie: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll make you a little deal: loser jumps into the lake after the game.
- Annie: Excellent.
- Hallie: Butt naked.
- Annie: Even more excellent. Start unzipping, Parker. [revealing her hand to Hallie] Straight, in diamonds.
- Hallie: You're good James... but... you're just not good enough.
- Hallie:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“- Annie: This is Grandfather.
- Hallie: He's so cute. What do we call him?
- Annie: Grandfather.
- Hallie: That makes sense.
- Annie: This is Martin. He's our Butler.
- Hallie: [surprised] We have a Butler? ”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- Elizabeth James: Where are we?
- Nick Parker: This is where we're eating?
- Hallie: [Pointing to a 100+ foot yacht] No. Actually, that's where we're eating.
- Annie: She's ours for the night.
- Nick Parker: Wow. So, how exactly are we paying for this?
- Annie: Well, we pooled our allowances.
- Nick Parker: Yeah. Right. Annie?
- Annie:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- Nick: Honey, did I ever mention Hallie was a twin?
- Meredith: No, as a matter of fact, you didn't. Two of them?!? How fabulous.
- Hallie: Don't feel bad, Mer, he never mentioned it to me, either. Imagine My surprise. By the way, I'm the real Hallie. This is Annie. She was just pretending to be me while I was in London pretending to be her....” (continue)(continue reading)
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- Anna Coleman: I'm old!
- Tess Coleman: I beg your pardon!
- Anna Coleman: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“I sunk into a depression only Hamlet would recognize.”
Lindsay Lohan - Lola

“- Hallie: Want one?
- Annie: Oh, sure, I love Oreos. At home, I eat them with... I eat them with peanut butter.
- Hallie: You do? That is so weird [takes out a jar of peanut butter].
- Hallie: So do I!
- Annie: You're kidding! Most people find that totally disgusting.
- Hallie: I know, I don't get it.
- Annie: Me either.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“- Elizabeth: Back so soon? Did you have fun?
- Annie: Not exactly.
- Hallie: We've been punished through the end of the century.
- Nick: Starting now. Go.
- Elizabeth: Where's Meredith?
- Hallie: We played a couple of harmless tricks on her and she kinda freaked out a little.
- Nick: A little? We broke up.
- Elizabeth: Oh, jeez... This...” (continue)(continue reading)

Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker

“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“- Cady Heron: I used to be home-schooled.
- Regina George: Wait... what?
- Cady Heron: My mom taught me at home.
- Regina George: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!”
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron
Rachel McAdams - Regina George

“- Harlan: You're a dangerous girl, aren't you?
- Rachel: It depends on what you define as dangerous.
- Harlan: Safer to get thrown from a horse.
- Rachel: But you don't have to brush me or feed me after riding me.”
Garrett Hedlund - Harlan
Lindsay Lohan - Rachel

“- Martin, the James' Butler: Shall we review your mother's list?
- Annie: Mm-hmm.
- Martin, the James' Butler: Now, let's see. Vitamins?
- Annie: Check.
- Martin, the James' Butler: Minerals?
- Annie: Check.
- Martin, the James' Butler: List of daily fruits and vegetables?
- Annie: Check, check.
- Annie: [Martin glances at Annie] Check for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Simon Kunz - Martin
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“- Grandpa Charles James: [Annie smells him] What are you doing?
- Hallie as Annie: Making a memory! Years from now, when I'm all grown up, I'll always remember my grandfather and how he always smelled of...
peppermint and pipe tobacco.”
Ronnie Stevens - Grandfather
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!”
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“- Annie: Hallie, what was your mother like?
- Hallie: I never met her. She and my Dad split up when I was a baby, maybe even before, I'm not sure. He doesn't really like to talk about her... but I know she was really beautiful.
- Annie: How do you know that?
- Hallie: Because my dad had this old picture of her hidden in his sock drawer and he...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- Annie: Sorry, ladies, read 'em and weep [Annie spreads out a full house. The Older Girls groan].
- Annie: So... that's-it... no other takers?
- Little Kid: You've already tooken everybody...
- Hallie: [A crisp new five dollar bill floats on to the cot] Not everybody.”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- Karen Smith: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
- Cady Heron: What do you mean?
- Karen Smith: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
- Cady Heron: Really? That's amazing.
- Karen Smith: Well... they can tell when it's raining.”
Amanda Seyfried - Karen Smith
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“- Anna Coleman: It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
- Tess Coleman: I do not suck the fun out of everything.
- Anna Coleman: Fun-sucker.”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“- Hallie: Maaaw-tin!
- Martin:You look fantastic. What did you do to your hair?
- Hallie: Cut it. Do you like it?
- Martin: Love it. It's the new you! And you got your ears pierced! Give me five, girlfriend!”

Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Simon Kunz - Martin

“- Annie: She's drunk. She's never had more than one glass of wine in her entire life and she chooses today to show up zonked.
- Chessy: [leading her into an elevator] Just do what the woman says and meet her upstairs.”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lisa Ann Walter - Chessy

“- Annie: Don't shut your eyes!
- Hallie: Okay, sorry. Got a little nervous!
- Annie: You're nervous? An 11 year-old is cutting my hair!
- Hallie: Hey, you sounded just like me!
- Annie: Well, I'm supposed to, aren't I?”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- Annie: Hi, Mom.
- Elizabeth: You look beautiful. So tan and healthy... Okay you two: how could you do this to me?
- Chessy: May I suggest we take this little pow-wow inside? [to Elizabeth] Hi, you probably don't remember me...
- Elizabeth: [warmly] Chessy!
- Chessy: I knew I always liked you.”
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James
Lisa Ann Walter - Chessy

“- Chessy: You sure there's nothing you want to talk to me about? Like maybe why Sammy never comes near you anymore or why your appetite's suddenly changed or why all of a sudden you're neat as a pin and using expressions like, 'You gave me a fright.
- Annie: Chessy, I changed a lot over the summer, that's all.
- Chessy: If I didn't know better,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lisa Ann Walter - Chessy
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James