Malcom McDowell movie quotes

“It was like for a moment, o my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milk bar. And I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise. And the shivers crawling up like slow, malenky lizards... and then down again. Because I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious 9th by Ludwig van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“You are insolent! But you have a point.”

Malcom McDowell - Lord Malice

“You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Mr. Alexander: [surprised by Alex's poor condition] My God! What happened to you, my boy?
- Alex: [voice-over] And would you believe it, o my brothers and only friends. There was your faithful narrator being held helpless, like a babe in arms, and suddenly realizing where he was and why home on the gate had looked so familiar, but I knew I was...” (continue)(continue reading)
Patrick Magee - Mr. Alexander
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Alex: I won't say a single solitary slovo unless I have my lawyer here. I know the law, you bastards.
- Police Inspector: We'll have to show our little friend Alex here that we know the law too, but that knowing the law isn't everything.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Lindsay Campbell - Police Inspector

“It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Deltoid: I've just come from the hospital! Your victim has died!
- Alex: You try to frighten me, admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture! Say it, Brother Sir.
- Deltoid: It'll be your own torture. I hope to God it'll torture you to madness!”
Aubrey Morris - Deltoid
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Mr. Alexander: Isn't it your picture in the newspapers? Didn't I see you on the video this morning? Are you not the poor victim of this horrible new technique?
- Alex: [relieved] Yes, sir! That's exactly who I am and what I am, sir. A victim, sir!”
Patrick Magee - Mr. Alexander
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- H.G. Wells: The first man to raise a fist is the man who's run out of ideas.
- Amy Robbins: I love you.”
Malcom McDowell - H.G. Wells
Mary Steenburgen - Amy Robbins

“I've taught you much, my little droogies.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Officer Frank Murphy: Finally made Colonel?
- Col. F.E. Cochrane: If you're a nice guy, nice things happen to you.
- Officer Frank Murphy: I'll try to remember that!”
Roy Scheider - Officer Frank Murphy
Malcom McDowell - Col. F.E. Cochrane

“Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. Well, it stands to reason I won't have it.
- Alex: A nozh scrap any time you say.
- Dim: Doobidoob. A bit tired, maybe. Best not to say more.”
Warren Clarke - Dim
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“The first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

In Heaven they'll say I was captain, I'm to blame... and I'll agree. But in Hell... In Hell, they'll smile and greet me. "Welcome, Captain!", they'll say. "Mags Clifton is waiting over there. Do what you need to make her pay". I live for the day I go to Hell.
Malcom McDowell - Captain Sean Murdoch

“- Kesslee: Eight, eight, the burning hate. Between Sunday and Monday there lies a day so dark it will devastate.
- Tank Girl: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please.”
Malcom McDowell - Kesslee
Lori Petty - Tank Girl

“If you've got something to say about me; say it to my face, not behind my back.”
Malcom McDowell - Malcolm McDowell