Marlon Wayans movie quotes

“Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nigga! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!”

Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog

“- Snails: I thought you said this was gonna be easy.
- Ridley: No, I said it wasn't impossible.”
Marlon Wayans - Snails
Justin Whalin - Ridley Freeborn

“- Darryl Witherspoon: Yo sir! Yo! Difference of opinion here.
- Economics Professor: Uh, Darryl. And we can do without the yo-ing.
- Darryl Witherspoon: What he's saying is let's help people by firing them. Now this seems to me, ebonically speaking, wack.
- Scott Thorpe: Perhaps Darryl does have a special insight into the blue-collar or, should...” (continue)(continue reading)
Marlon Wayans - Darryl Witherspoon
John Ingle - Economics Professor
David Spade - Scott Thorpe

“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered.”
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“- Ashtray: Nigga, you ain't getting nobody's number.
- Loc Dog: Fool, watch me.
[walks over to the woman and smiles at her]
- Loc Dog: Hey, sweetheart.
[pulls his gun out of his waistband and points it at her head]
- Loc Dog: Break you'self! Gimme your goddamn number! Come on! Hurry up! Come on!”
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog

“- Garth Pancake: The Freedom Riders were a group of concerned liberals from up north, all working together, just like we are here. Involved citizens who came down here so that local black folk could have their civil liberties. So that people like you could have the vote.
- Gawain MacSam: You know what, man? I don't vote. So fuck you.”
J. K. Simmons - Garth Pancake
Marlon Wayans - Gawain MacSam

- Buffy Gilmore: Hey do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us?
- Brenda Meeks: Oh please. The press only wanna interview the most ignorant person they find.
- Shorty Meeks: I'm on T.V. Oh shit, first "Cops" now this. I'm gonna be a star, son.
Shannon Elizabeth - Buffy Gilmore
Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks
Marlon Wayans - Shorty Meeks

“I really want to thank you all for helping me with my campus maintenance duties. I think it's a beautiful thing. But remember, plastic goes in the blue, paper in the green.”
Marlon Wayans - Darryl Witherspoon

“Free papers.
[laughs loudly and irritatingly and rolls a joint with the page]”

Marlon Wayans - Shorty

“- Loc Dog: Having a gun doesn't give you any power. You wanna know where the real power is?
- Doo Rag: In the bullets!
- Loc Dog: No! In The books! See, Doo Rag, your mind - it is like a gun, and you wanna load it up with little... bitty... bullets... of knowledge.”
Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
Isaiah Barnes - Doo Rag

“You better fix that damn watch. And you rich girl, we know you have money. Put that damn diamond away. And you British guy, if you are going to live in this country you better go see a damn dentist about that stink-ass breath. You smell like hot garbage.”

Marlon Wayans - Darryl Witherspoon

“Kyle, I didn't know you was uncircumcised. Yo, Your dick looks like an anteater.”
Marlon Wayans - Bugaloo

“Good afternoon freshmen, freshwomen, and people of freshness.”
Marlon Wayans - Darryl Witherspoon

“- Loc Dog: Never forget, man. Either they don't know... or don't show or just don't care... about bein' a menace to South Central while they drink their juice in the hood. That's what it's all about, Tray. That's what it's all about.
- Mailman: What the fuck is he talkin' about?”
Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
Keenen Ivory Wayans - Mailman