Martin Mull movie quotes

“- Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
- Mrs. White: Mine or other women's?”
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White

“- Kate Linville Holroyd: It's hard to believe they can afford all this from just selling carnations.
- Harvey Holroyd: I have a feeling some poppies were involved.”

Tuesday Weld - Kate
Martin Mull - Harvey

“- Professor Plum: What is your top-secret job, Colonel?
- Wadsworth: I can tell you. He's working on the secret of the next fusion bomb.
- Colonel Mustard: How did you know that?
- Wadsworth: Can you keep a secret?
- Colonel Mustard: Yes...
- Wadsworth: So can I.”
Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum
Tim Curry - Wadsworth
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard

“- Dr. Leonard Miller: I'm okay, you're okay.
- Harvey Holroyd: No, you're not okay. Okay?
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Okay.”
Peter Bonerz - Leonard
Martin Mull - Harvey

“- Wadsworth: A double negative!
- Colonel Mustard: A double negative? You mean you have photographs?
- Wadsworth: That sounds like a confession to me. In fact the double negative has led to proof positive.”
Tim Curry - Wadsworth
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard

“- Stokely: In an insane society, the sane man must appear insane.
- Harvey Holroyd: Where'd you get that?
- Stokely: Star Trek.
- Harvey Holroyd: God, I miss that show.”
Anthony Battaglia - Stokely
Martin Mull - Harvey

- Sam Stone: Did you see Carson last night?
- Harvey Holroyd: No, I missed it.
- Sam Stone: Johnny had this chick on with incredible jugs, and he turned to the audience and says "We'll be right back after a few tits from our sponsor".
- Harvey Holroyd: Come on.
- Sam Stone: I swear to god. I swear to god! I almost fell out of bed!
Bill Macy - Sam
Martin Mull - Harvey

“- Harvey Holroyd: Why the plastic turd?
- Stokely: It's my homework. He says my mind is not in touch with my body, so I'm supposed to learn my body's beautiful. Starting with shit.”
Martin Mull - Harvey
Anthony Battaglia - Stokely

“- Colonel Mustard: How can you make jokes at a time like this?
- Miss Scarlet: It's my defense mechanism.
- Colonel Mustard: Some defense. If I was the killer, I would kill you next.”
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet

“- Reverend Spike: Harv, can you relate to making a heavy commitment, to share your space with Kate, respecting her identity as a free being?
- Harvey Holroyd: No.
- Reverend Spike: No?
- Harvey Holroyd: No. I promise to love, honor, and cherish Kate Linville Holroyd in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, forsaking all others, for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Smothers - Spike
Martin Mull - Harvey

“- Jack Butler: [Enters scene revving chainsaw] How ya doin'. You must be Ron Richardson. I'm - Jack Butler, nice to meetcha.
- Ron Richardson: Pleased to meet you.
- Jack Butler: Huh?
- Ron Richardson: I say I'm pleased...
- [Jack Turns chainsaw off]
- Ron Richardson: ...to meet you. I'm just waiting for Caroline.
- Jack Butler: Well, uh, you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Keaton - Jack
Martin Mull - Ron

“- Colonel Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
- Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me, sir.
- Colonel Mustard: That's right!”
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
Tim Curry - Wadsworth