Mary-Kate Olsen movie quotes

“- Jane Ryan: What am I going to do without my day planner?
- Roxy Ryan: Ok, you need to relax.
- Jane Ryan: Relax? How can I relax? My relaxation tips are in my day planner!”
Ashley Olsen - Jane Ryan
Mary-Kate Olsen - Roxy Ryan

“This competition is very important to me. It's not a play to play thing. It's a play to win thing.”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Chloe Lawrence

“- Clarice Kensington: Have I made myself clear?
- Amanda Lemmon: Clear as glass. In fact, I can see right through you.”
Jane Sibbett - Clarice Kensington
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon

“You know what I miss most about Mom? That she loved that we were different! And you punish me for it. From the day Mom died you've done nothing but push me out of your life.”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Roxy Ryan

“All this money and these people eat slugs?”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon

“- Lord James Browning Jr.: Thanks for rescuing me tonight. I never get a chance to do this. I never got to be someone.
- Chloe Lawrence: You already are someone, I mean. Our parents got to be kids. Now it's our turn.”
Jesse Spencer - Lord James Browning Jr.
Mary-Kate Olsen - Chloe Lawrence

“- Barbara Porter: Look, I know your grandpa's not great with you girls...
- Melanie Porter: Mom, that's like saying the Titanic's not great with icebergs.”
Doran Clark - Barbara Porter
Mary-Kate Olsen - Melanie Porter

“- Dylan: How do you score plottage like this?
- Chloe Lawrence: You achievegreatness and die.”
Eric Jungmann - Dylan
Mary-Kate Olsen - Chloe Lawrence

“- Chloe Lawrence: Sorry James, but, I play to win.
- Lord James Browning Jr.: You know, sometimes you win one thing, and you lose another.”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Chloe Lawrence
Jesse Spencer - Lord James Browning Jr.

“This orphan stuff is like growing up in a dog pound. Everybody wants puppies.”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon

“- Amanda Lemmon: Get a husband.
- Diane Barrows: It's not like buying a car, you know.
- Amanda Lemmon: I know. It's got to be that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, World Series kind of stuff, right?”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon
Kirstie Alley - Diane Barrows

“- Kid: Ask anyone. Every full moon, Old Lady Calloway's ghost crosses the lake and eats one of the campers.
- Amanda Lemmon: Yeah, right, and Santa Claus lives with the Tooth Fairy in Queens.”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon