Matt Damon movie quotes

“- Tovar: Amigo, only you would carry a stupid magnet through the desert.
- William: I can use it to make a compass.”
Pedro Pascal - Tovar
Matt Damon - William

“- Mark Watney: Well, you will be happy to hear that in Grid Section 14-28, the particles were predominately coarse but in 29, they're much finer and they should be ideal for chem analysis.
- Rick Martinez: Oh, wow. Did everybody hear that? Mark just discovered dirt. Should we alert the media?”
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“Mars will come to fear my botany powers.”
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“I did in fact survive on a deserted planet by farming in my own shit. Yes, it's actually worse than it sounds. So, let's not talk about that ever again.”
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“- William: The last time I saw you, you left me for dead.
- Tovar: The time before that I saved your life!”
Matt Damon - William
Pedro Pascal - Tovar

“- Rusty Ryan: You scared?
- Linus Caldwell: You suicidal?
- Rusty Ryan: Only in the morning.”
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell

“Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program. Now pay attention, because this could save your life. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.”

Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“- Joseph Palmi: Let me ask you something... we Italians, we got our families, and we got the church; the Irish, they have the homeland, Jews their tradition; even the niggers, they got their music. What about your people, Mr. Wilson, what do you have?
- Edward Wilson: The United States of America. The rest of you are just visiting.”
Joe Pesci - Joseph Palmi
Matt Damon - Edward Wilson

“I admit it's fatally dangerous, but I'd get to fly around like Iron Man.”
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“- William: We are honored, to be honored.
- Tovar: Is that the best you've got?”
Matt Damon - William
Willem Dafoe - Ballard

“A machine doesn't improvise well because you cannot program a fear of death. Our survival instinct is our greatest source of inspiration.”
Matt Damon - Mann

“Church laws are fallible because they're created by man.”
Matt Damon - Loki

“- Claire Simone: Would you stop speaking French? Or whatever language you are speaking?
- James Granger: Well, if it weren't for us, you'd... you'd be speaking German.
- Claire Simone: No. If it was not for you, I might be dead. But I would still be speaking French.”
Cate Blanchett - Claire Simone
Matt Damon - James Granger

“I'm going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition... makes me a pirate. Mark Watney: Space Pirate.”
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“It's a strange feeling. Everywhere I go, I'm the first. Step outside the rover? First guy ever to be there!”

Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“Hi, I'm Mark Watney and I'm still alive... obviously.”
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“- Edward Wilson: If we continue down this road, there will be a third world war. I dont think either of us wants a real war.
- Ulysses: What would you do for a living then?”
Matt Damon - Edward Wilson
Oleg Shtefanko - Ulysses

“Luckily, in the history of humanity, nothing bad has ever happened from lighting hydrogen on fire.”

Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“This is all just a way station on the road to promised eternity.”

Matt Damon - Management

“- Cale Tucker: For your information, I happen to be humanity's last great hope.
- Preed: I weep for the species.”
Matt Damon - Cale Tucker
Nathan Lane - Preed

“I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.”

Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“- LaBoeuf: You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin' I gave some thought to stealin' a kiss... though you are very young, and sick... and unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.
- Mattie Ross: One would be just as unpleasant as the other.”
Matt Damon - LaBoeuf
Hailee Steinfeld - Mattie Ross

“The saddest aspect of mankind's need to believe in a God, or to put it another way, a purpose greater than this life, is that it makes this life meaningless.”

Matt Damon - Management

“Tell Commander Lewis, disco sucks.”

Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“That's the safe play. I told Worm you can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.”
Matt Damon - Mike McDermott