Matt Dillon movie quotes

“Alright everybody just act cool. Just like we got back from church.”
Matt Dillon - Bob

“- Ted: I think I still want to look her up.
- Healy: Who, Rollerpig? Are you nuts?
- Ted: You said she was a real sparkplug.
- Healy: No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.”
Ben Stiller - Ted
Matt Dillon - Healy

“- Paul Kirkwood: What kind of future can she have with this guy, he cuts meat!
- Tommy 'Birdman' Rowland: You plow snow.
- Kev: Hey, at least meat you can eat.”
Michael Rapaport - Paul Kirkwood
Matt Dillon - Tommy 'Birdman' Rowland
Max Perlich - Kev

“- Chris Lloyd: Look, I don't know who you were in the old days but don't you think I should do the driving now?
- Walter Lloyd: Just don't worry, okay? I think I can handle.
- Chris Lloyd: Alright. Here we go to Hamburg at 20 miles an hour.”
Matt Dillon - Chris Lloyd
Gene Hackman - Walter Lloyd

“Janet, you rock my world.”
Matt Dillon - Cliff Poncier

“- Rusty James: My brother's the coolest.
- Patty: Well, you're better than cool. You're warm.”
Matt Dillon - Rusty James
Diane Lane - Patty

“Diamonds are supposed to be colorless! You go out and buy a colored diamond for a girl you're not even seeing, man, you must be eating retard sandwiches again.”

Matt Dillon - Tommy 'Birdman' Rowland

“- David: How much do you want for that foxy female?
- Bob: Hey what do you think I am, some closet pimp? I've never heard such a violation of women's rights in all my life!... Just out of curiosity, how many bags of speed would you give me for this girl?”

Max Perlich - David
Matt Dillon - Bob

“- Tom the Priest: Well well. Bad Bobby Hughes. Imagine seeing you here after all these years.
- Bob: You live here too?
- Tom the Priest: I have nowhere else to go. There is no demand in the priesthood for elderly drug addicts.”
William S. Burroughs - Tom the Priest
Matt Dillon - Bob

“- David Walsh: You know this review process, it's... you have. I bet it's illegal. I could sue you.
- Bill Gartin: Go ahead. You'll lose, because the best lawyer wins, and mine are the best. They're Ivy League assholes, and they'd wrap a lamp cord around a new born baby's neck rather than lose to a schmuck like you.”
Matt Dillon - David Walsh
Peter Jason - Bill Gartin

“Man, I love cops. If there were no hot shit cops like Gentry around, the competition would be so heavy there'd be nothing left to steal.”
Matt Dillon - Bob

“- Healy: Does he bite?
- Sully: A little bit. Get in.”

Matt Dillon - Healy
Jeffrey Tambor - Sully

“You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll kill you.”

Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston

“- Ponyboy Curtis: I'm freezing, man.
- Dallas Winston: Why didn't you bring a coat, stupid?
- Ponyboy Curtis: I forgot.”
C. Thomas Howell - Ponyboy Curtis
Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston

“- Art Maddox: It's a Barracuda. If you weren't so busy chasing booty at the yacht club, you could have caught one for yourself.
- Sam Lombardo: You aren't going to eat that thing are you? It's Barracuda, it's poisonous, it'll kill you.
- Art Maddox: Shit, man. I could say that about most of the girls you date.”

Dennis Neal - Art Maddox
Matt Dillon - Sam Lombardo

“- Principal: Mr. White, you're late!
- Richie: I had to take a piss.
- Principal: What did you say?
- Richie: I mean... I had to urinate.”
Molly McCarthy - Principal
Matt Dillon - Richie

“- Angel: What are we supposed to do now? I don't... I mean, I don't know anything.
- Randy: I don't know. I think I love you.
- Angel: You don't have to, you know.
- Randy: I know.
- Angel: God, I feel so lonesome.”
Kristy McNichol - Angel
Matt Dillon - Randy

“Johnny, you don't know what a few months in jail can do to you, man. You get mean in jail, I just don't wanna see that happen to you like it happened to me, man.”
Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston

“- Ted: Japan? What's she doing in Japan?
- Healy: Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too.
- Ted: What, are they desperate? She's a whale!
- Healy: You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.”
Ben Stiller - Ted
Matt Dillon - Healy

“All these kids, they're all tv babies. Watching people killing and fucking each other on the boob tube for so long it's all they know. Hell, they think it's legal. They think it's the right thing to do.”
Matt Dillon - Bob

“Bricks don't fall outta the sky unless I'm throwin' them.”

Matt Dillon - Fritzy

“- Angel: I'm not a woman... Randy. Making love is... it's... it's... it's different... than what I thought it was... gonna be... like.
- Randy: You mean, you never did it before? Christ, why didn't you tell me?
- Angel: I thought it would turn you off. Virgins are weird, right?”
Kristy McNichol - Angel
Matt Dillon - Randy

“- Healy: I work with retards.
- Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
- Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.”
Matt Dillon - Healy
Cameron Diaz - Mary

“- Healy: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
- Brett Favre: I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass.”
Matt Dillon - Healy
Brett Favre - Brett Favre

“- Arthur Willis: What are you looking at? Eat your halibut and mind your own business.
- Jeffrey Willis: Yeah, eat your halibut and mind your own business.”
Héctor Elizondo - Arthur Willis
Matt Dillon - Jeffrey Willis