Matt LeBlanc movie quotes

“Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“Joey doesn’t share food!”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“- Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?
- Chandler: It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Maj. Don West: What about you, Doc? Is there some lucky little nerd you left behind?
- Dr. Judy Robinson: I've spent the last three years training for this mission. I'm trying to save the planet. I haven't had time for fun.
- Maj. Don West: If there's no time for fun, Doc, then what are we saving the planet for?”
Matt LeBlanc - Maj. Don West
Heather Graham - Dr. Judy Robinson

“- Joey: I'm hungry.
- Phoebe: We could eat the wax. It's organic.
- Chandler: Oh great, food with hair on it.
- Phoebe: No, not the used wax.
- Chandler: ...Because that would be crazy.”

Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

- Maj. Don West: You know, I'm thinking this is your "kiss for luck" situation.
- Dr. Judy Robinson: Thinking. Not your strong point, is it?
Matt LeBlanc - Maj. Don West
Heather Graham - Dr. Judy Robinson

“8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic.”
Matt LeBlanc - Maj. Don West

“If this is all a dream, why can't there be more girls?”
Matt LeBlanc - Maj. Don West

“- Joey: I can't believe Ross is going out with Rachel's sister. Ya know, when Chandler made out with my sister, I was mad at him for, like, ten years.
- Chandler: That was five years ago.
- Joey: I know. You got five more years.”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
- Rachel: A moo point?
- Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
- Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

“Last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer.”
Matt LeBlanc - Maj. Don West

“- Alex Munday: The real mechanism is inside encased in a titanium shell, if you trip the external feedback circuit the bomb will detonate.
- Jason Gibbons: Wow! You know for a bikini waxer you know an awful lot about bombs.
- Alex Munday: Isn't it amazing how much you can learn off of the internet?”
Lucy Liu - Alex Munday
Matt LeBlanc - Jason Gibbons

“- Chandler: Condoms?
- Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
- Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?”

Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“- Joey: You just want to stay here and wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
- Ross: Yeah. I mean, this guy could be my baby's stepfather.
- Joey: They go out on one date and you worry about her marrying him?”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
David Schwimmer - Dr. Ross Geller

“- Joey: Age?
- Patient: Can't you work that out by my date of birth?
- Joey: I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.”

Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“- Rachel: Unisex.
- Joey: Maybe you need sex. I just had it a few days ago.
- Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.
- Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.”
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“- Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
- Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
- Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
- Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green