Matthew Lillard movie quotes

“- Stevo: Dad, look at this. What kinda, what kinda car is this?
- Dad: That would be a Porshe.
- Stevo: A Porshe, that you bought at a Volkswagen dealership. Volkswagen, right? For the people who designed it? Who made that possible, let me give you a hint, Adolf Hitler.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Christopher McDonald - Dad

“The world was just confused, and not the world really, just the people in it.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

- Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.
- Shaggy: Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary", "spooky", "haunted", or "forbidden" in the title.
Rio Nugara - Island Emissary
Matthew Lillard - Shaggy

“- Beverly R. Sutphin: I'm so happy I could shit.
- Beverly: Chip, you know how I hate the brown word.”
Matthew Lillard - Chip
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin

“I am an anarchist. I believe that there should be no rules, only chaos. Fighting appears to be chaos.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“Somebody different. Difference creates dispute. Dispute is a reason to fight. Now, to fight is a reason to feel pain. Life is pain. So to fight with reason is to be alive with reason.”

Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“- Jerry Conlaine: I about shit. Did you about shit?
- Tom Marshall: I about shit.
- Dan Mott: I did shit.”

Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine
Dax Shepard - Tom Marshall
Seth Green - Dan Mott

“A man. He is alone in the universe. A punker. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? They hit each other. No clearer way to evaluate whether or not you're alive.”

Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“That guy. He's more drama than a Mexican soap opera.”

Matthew Lillard - Luke

“- Rand: Don't worry, they'll dedicate a ward in the psych department to you, you sick fuck.
- Tim: This isn't going to work! You can't shoot me, you morons! It has to look like a suicide!”

Randall Batinkoff - Rand
Matthew Lillard - Tim

“- Dan Mott: The only chance we have to survive is to huddle together for warmth.
- Jerry Conlaine: I, for one, choose death.”
Seth Green - Dan Mott
Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine

“- Sidney Prescott: How do you... gut someone?
- Stuart: You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum.”
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott
Matthew Lillard - Stuart

“To whom it may concern. I, being of sound mind but broken spirit have decided to take my own life. There is no one to blame but a society that has pushed its youth too hard and too fast without ever giving them a parachute if they fail.”

Matthew Lillard - Tim

“Fat chicks are cool, they're like mopeds: fun to ride, just don't let your friends see you do it.”
Matthew Lillard - Billy Brubaker

“- Stevo: You're a Nazi!
- Dad: Nazi, I'm Jewish, Steven, how can I be a Nazi?”

Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Christopher McDonald - Dad

“- Dan Mott: What are you doing?
- Jerry Conlaine: Taking off my shoes.
- Dan Mott: Why?
- Jerry Conlaine: Because I run faster with no shoes.
- Dan Mott: You can't out-run that bear!
- Jerry Conlaine: I don’t have to out-run the bear, I just have to out-run you!”

Seth Green - Dan Mott
Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine

“I like Sandy. Now Sandy has nothing to do with anarchy in general, she's just a beautiful, wonderful, funny, witty, loving, sexy, tough-as-nails, little weird girl, and I absolutely adore her. I like Sandy a lot.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“- Tom Marshall: So you're saying you lost the map? You don't have it?
- Jerry Conlaine: No, I'm saying I forgot to hold on to it while my ass was free-falling over a 100 foot waterfall.
- Tom Marshall: So you don't have it?”
Dax Shepard - Tom Marshall
Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine

“- Shaggy: Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat.
- Scooby: It's plastic.
- Shaggy: What do you care? You drink out of the toilet.
- Scooby: So do you.”
Matthew Lillard - Shaggy
Neil Fanning - Scooby

“You may not have faith in fate but, my man, fate has faith in you.”
Matthew Lillard - Tim LaFlour

“- Mark: You see? It has no waves.
- Stevo: Why didn't you just get a normal bed... that has no waves?
[awkward silence]
- Mark: But this has no waves.”

Til Schweiger - Mark
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

- Stuart: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
- Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.
Matthew Lillard - Stuart
Jamie Kennedy - Randy

“In a country of lost souls rebellion comes hard. But in a religiously oppressive city, where half its population isn't even of that religious, it comes like fire.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“- Stevo: Do you love her?
- Bob: I don't know. I'd have to think about that.
- Stevo: It's not really a thinking question.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Michael A. Goorjian - Bob

“- Dennis Rafkin: There are ghosts in the basement!
- Maggie Bess: This basement?
- Dennis Rafkin: Of course this basement! What is it with you people? If it was the basement next door I wouldn't give a shit, would I?”
Matthew Lillard - Dennis Rafkin
Rah Digga - Maggie Bess