Matthew McConaughey movie quotes

“- Andie: My boyfriend thinks I'm fat [flicks food at Ben]!
- Andie: And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom.
- Ben: [receives dirty looks from other customers] Honey, I don't think you're fat! I don't think she's fat!”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“- Ace: Point is, my friend, you are afraid of love.
- Tripp: I'm not afraid of love. I love love. Look, I've had a lot of girlfriends, right? And sometimes I'm the rebound guy; other times, when I get lucky, I'm the explore-new-areas-of-your-sexuality guy; but, every single time, we have fun. I have fun, they have fun; it's good for me, it's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Justin Bartha - Ace
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“If you insult me again, I will cut your face off and wear it over my own. Do you understand?”
Matthew McConaughey - Killer Joe Cooper

“- Adam Meiks: You never did tell me why it is you just keep that one picture of your mother in your office.
- FBI Agent Wesley Doyle: My mother was murdered a couple days after that picture was taken. Butchered by some wacked-out killer like your dad.
- Adam Meiks: Did they ever catch him?
- FBI Agent Wesley Doyle: No.”
Matthew McConaughey - Adam Meiks
Powers Boothe - FBI Agent Wesley Doyle

“Insurance companies. See, all the banks is insured now, and that's who takes the loss. And hell, they're the biggest crooks of 'em all. We are just little thieves stealing from the big thieves, that's all.”
Matthew McConaughey - Willis Newton

“- Paula: I'm Paula.
- Tripp: I'm Tripp.
- Paula: You know, usually I don't sleep with someone on the first date.
- Tripp: I don't think this counts as a first date.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“You see they have great vision during the day, and even better vision at night. But in the failing light, they can't focus. Magic hour.”

Matthew McConaughey - Denton Van Zan

“- Melissa: I just feel really close to you.
- Tripp: You are really close to me.”
Katheryn Winnick - Melissa
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“- Andie: I am not running away.
- Ben: Bullshit...
- Andie: Are you calling my bluff...
- Ben: Yea, I am.”
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“Diamond is no one night stand..that's right ... Diamond is a long term commitment.
”

Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“- FBI Agent Wesley Doyle: So you didn't tell?
- Adam Meiks: No. I should've, but I was afraid. I mean, I loved my father but I was terrified of him.”

Powers Boothe - FBI Agent Wesley Doyle
Matthew McConaughey - Adam Meiks

“- Ben: The one night that we even thought about.. getting close to having sex. She up and decides she's going to nickname my...
- Michelle: Penis.
- Ben: Princess Sophia! You wanna talk about shooting a man's horse!
- Andie: I thought it was a beautiful name.
- Michelle: Hmm, I see, Benjamin. And when was it that you first realised that you were...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kathryn Hahn - Michelle Rueben
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Ben: Oh no, come on!
- Andie: You think maybe he thinks the felt is grass?”

Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Ace: You're dumping Paula?
- Tripp: Everything is going along nice and smooth, we're having a good time, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere she gets serious. I hate to say it, boys, but it is time to take the girl home.”
Justin Bartha - Ace
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“- Tugg Speedman - Hot LZ: I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world.
- Rick Peck - Peck's Office: A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!”

Ben Stiller - Tugg Speedman - Hot LZ
Matthew McConaughey - Rick Peck - Peck's Office

“- Tripp: Do you have real feelings?
- Paula: Of course I have real feelings!
- Tripp: For what?
- Paula: For you!”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“- Brandon: I'm done, I don't eat, and I'm not sleeping
- Walter: What are you trying to say? You've got a little indigestion and some insomnia and you're going to quit? These things happen.”

Matthew McConaughey - Brandon
Al Pacino - Walter

“- Andie: [thrusts herself onto Ben] Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
- Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
- [Andie points at his crotch]
- Ben: Nah-nah-nah, nah! Whoa, whoa, you're kidding me, right? Princess Sophia?
- Andie: Little, big, little, big? I don't know. We will find out!
- Ben: Alright listen, you can't name my... my member...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“- Ben: I'm in advertising. I work mostly with alcoholic beverages and athletic equipment companies, and I'm trying to break into the jewellery market right now.
- Andie: Saving the world one keg party at a time?
- Ben: What about you?
- Andie: What about me?
- Ben: Have I seen your work?
- Andie: I work at Composure.
- Ben: Fastest growing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Thayer: Is she on something?
- Ben: God I hope so [Moves his finger in circles next to his head, to indicate that he thinks Andie is crazy].
- Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?”

Thomas Lennon - Thayer
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

- Dirk Pitt: I'm sorry, I don't speak English.
- Gunboat 1 Officer: You are speaking English right now.
- Dirk Pitt: No, I only know how to say, "I don't speak English" in English.

Matthew McConaughey - Dirk Pitt
Nicholas Beveney - Gunboat 1 Officer

“Envy the country that has heroes, huh? I say pity the country that needs them.”
Matthew McConaughey - Denton Van Zan

“- Troy: Luck is the lazy man's excuse.
- Gene: Ah, spoken like a man who's had nothing but luck.”
Matthew McConaughey - Troy
Alan Arkin - Gene

“We Newtons ain't cut out for the wrong side of the law.”
Matthew McConaughey - Willis Newton

“Young men develop self-esteem best during a romantic relationship, so I simulate one: we have a memorable meeting, we get to know each other over a few casual meals, he helps me through an emotional crisis, then I meet his friends, if he has any, then I let him teach me something; but, the bottom line is, he bonds with me, he lets go of you, he...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew McConaughey - Paula