Meg Ryan movie quotes

“Those French. They hate us, they smoke, they have a whole relationship with dairy products I don't understand.”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- Tommy Lucero: What do you see when you see me?
- Martha Durand: Oh, well, when I see you, I see nothing but trouble.”
Antonio Banderas - Tommy Lucero
Meg Ryan - Martha Durand

“- Joe: I still have a problem. I have a brain cloud.
- Patricia: A brain cloud... what is a brain cloud?
- Joe: It's - well, maybe I should get a second opinion.
- Patricia: You didn't get a second opinion on something called a brain cloud? I mean what are you, a hypochondriac?”
Tom Hanks - Joe
Meg Ryan - Patricia

“- Sam: Oh my God! Oh my God he's killing her!
- Maggie: Yeah, he's killin' her all right, and she's loving every minute of it!”

Matthew Broderick - Sam
Meg Ryan - Maggie

“When a man is a widower why do we say he was widowed? Why don't we say he was widowered?”
Meg Ryan - Annie Reed

“There are only two things that you have to remember: never fall asleep where anyone can see you and make sure your name is very clearly marked on your lunch.”

Meg Ryan - Maggie Cavanaugh

“- Sally Albright: Charlie Chaplin had kids when he was 73.
- Harry Burns: Yeah, but he was too old to pick them up.”
Meg Ryan - Sally Albright
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“A healthy person is someone who expresses what they're feeling inside. Express, not repress.”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- Peter Hoskins: What goes into one, Rita? A Long Island Iced Tea?
- Rita Boyle: I'm sorry darling, I've forgotten.
- Peter Hoskins: What, do you have it all written down behind the bar or something?
- Rita Boyle: I'm on vacation.
- Peter Hoskins: So you can't remember a drink recipe for something that I would like to order?
- Rita Boyle: Peter,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alec Baldwin - Peter Hoskins
Meg Ryan - Rita Boyle

“- Sam: She's not like that! She likes to make love quiet and slow and gentle...
- Maggie: Are you kidding? That girl of yours is a carnival ride!”

Matthew Broderick - Sam
Meg Ryan - Maggie

“- Kate: Do you believe in love? The kind that lasts forever?
- Luc Teyssier: I loved my mother.
- Kate: No, everybody loves their mother. Even people who hate their mothers love their mothers.”
Meg Ryan - Kate
Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier

“- Leopold: I don't know the story of Prince Charles and Lady D.
- Kate McKay: Oh, you don't want to. It's a cautionary tale, further proof.
- Leopold: Of what?
- Kate McKay: You can't live a fairy tale.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold
Meg Ryan - Kate McKay

“- Sally Albright: They don't make Sunday.
- Harry Burns: Why not?
- Sally Albright: Because of God.”

Meg Ryan - Sally Albright
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“I drink a quart a day. It's vodka so you couldn't smell it.”
Meg Ryan - Alice Green

“- Joe: What's the matter?
- Angelica: Did you ever think about killing yourself?
- Joe: What... Why would you do that?
- Angelica: Why shouldn't I?
- Joe: Because some things take care of themselves. They're not your job; maybe they're not even your business.”
Tom Hanks - Joe
Meg Ryan - Angelica

“You're a poet, not a rock star.”

Meg Ryan - Pamela Courson

“If your manner of speech is in any way a reflection of what goes on inside your head, you are lucky you can tie your shoes.”
Meg Ryan - Bonnie

“- Anastasia: And to think that could have been you.
- Dimitri: If we live through this, remind me to thank you.”

Meg Ryan - Anastasia
John Cusack - Dimitri

“- Harry Burns: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
- Sally Albright: Which one am I?
- Harry Burns: You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns
Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“- Carole: Hey, Goose, you big stud!
- Goose: That's me, honey.
- Carole: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
- Goose: Show me the way home, honey.”
Meg Ryan - Carole
Anthony Edwards - Goose

“- Kate: Do you think you could urinate with someone standing behind you?
- Mom: I think I could manage it. Are you going to be the someone?”
Meg Ryan - Kate
François Cluzet - Bob

“- Patricia: I love you!
- Joe: I love you, too! I've never been in love with anybody before, either! It's great! I'm glad! But the timing stinks. I've gotta go.”
Meg Ryan - Patricia
Tom Hanks - Joe

“- Leopold: You require a chaperone. His intentions are obvious.
- Kate McKay: I'm alone with you, do I need a chaperone?
- Leopold: We are not courting, Kate. If we were, as a man of honour, I would have informed you of my intentions in writing.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold
Meg Ryan - Kate McKay

“- Luc Teyssier: I'm curious how you got around your whole life, or do you just stay in your house with the doors locked?
- Kate: I get around as nature intended: in a car.”

Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- Rita Boyle: You want a Molson?
- Peter Hoskins: You drink Molson?
- Rita Boyle: Uh-huh.
- Peter Hoskins: In your own home?
- Rita Boyle: I've been known to.”
Meg Ryan - Rita Boyle
Alec Baldwin - Peter Hoskins