Mel Blanc movie quotes

“That's All Folks!”

Mel Blanc

"Knighty Knight Bugs" was directed by Friz Freleng. He got an Oscar and I got a carrot.
Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny

“Today was tomorrow yesterday so don't inhale.”
Mel Blanc

“- Mr. Spaceley: Where's Jetson, and why is the plant shut down?
- Rudy 2: It's the middle of the night, sir.
- Mr. Spaceley: Machines don't sleep. Start it up! Every second lost means money lost. And money lost means I scream a lot!”
Mel Blanc - Mr. Spacely
Ronnie Schell - Rudy 2

“When he lies, his nose gets big.”

Mel Blanc - Gideon

“- Bugs Bunny: Is there anything we can get for you, old chap?
- Daffy Duck: Yes. Get me a proctologist, right away.”

Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny
Mel Blanc - Daffy Duck

“What'll I do? What'll I do? I can lick this problem, but how? Think, Spacely, think.”
Mel Blanc - Mr. Spacely

“What are you trying to do, wake everybody in the house? Of all the screwball ideas. Fighting with stuffed animals.”
Mel Blanc - Porky Pig

“The only two things a pirate'll run for is money and public office.”
Mel Blanc - Yosemite Sam

“- Speedy Gonzales: Help! Get it off. I can't breathe nothing but burrito!
- Daffy Duck: Well Sam, it looks like we'll have to use your wish to get the burrito off his nose. It's the only humane thing to do. Sam? Sam?
- Yosemite Sam: Too late, Duck, I already wished for a pirate ship. After I sinks a certain pesky rabbit, I'll come back and pick...” (continue)(continue reading)

Mel Blanc - Speedy Gonzales
Mel Blanc - Duffy Duck
Mel Blanc - Yosemite Sam

“- Yosemite Sam: Where am I? It sure is powerful warm in here. Is this Dallas?
- Satan: No, but you're close.”
Mel Blanc - Yosemite Sam
Frank Nelson - Satan

“Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated.”
Mel Blanc - Daffy Duck

“I'm not like other people, I can't stand pain, it hurts me.”
Mel Blanc - Daffy Duck