Melissa McCarthy quotes
- From the movie: Spy
- From the movie: Spy
“Oh my God, Rayna. Thank God your hair broke your fall.”
- From the movie: Spy
“- Rayna Boyanov: The moment I saw you standing there in that abortion of a dress...
- Susan Cooper: Ah... Come on.” - From the movie: Identity Thief
“- Sandy Patterson: You're diabolical.
- Diana: Thank you.
- Sandy Patterson: That's not a compliment.
- Diana: I know.” - From the movie: Spy
“I'm the person who's going to cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead so you look like a limp-dick unicorn. That's who the fuck I am.”
- From the movie: Spy
“- Frederick: Blow that thing all you want lady.
- Susan Cooper: Yeah? Well why don't you blow me Colin!” - From the movie: Spy
“- Susan Cooper: [holds up her fists] You want me to have Cagney and fucking Lacey explain it to you? Cagney's coming down your fucking throat. Lacey, she's gonna come up your ass. I'm gonna meet them in the fucking middle and play your heart like a fucking accordion. I'm gonna pump that shit until it pops, you Swedish bitch!
- Anton: You...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Spy
“- Susan Cooper: My real name is... Amber Valentine.
- Rayna Boyanov: What are you, a porn star?” - From the movie: Spy
“I am so Badass!!”
- From the movie: Identity Thief
“- Sandy Patterson: Do you know what a sociopath is?
- Diana: Do they like ribs?” - From the movie: The Heat
“- Ashburn: Could you just close the door on your way out?
- Mullins: I'll shut the door on you. You lay down here and put your head in the door and I'll slam it about 157,000 fucking times.
- Rojas: Aw, shit, girl You'd better run. Run like you're on fire!” - From the movie: The Heat
“You're giving her beauty advice? Do you even own a fucking mirror?”
- From the movie: Identity Thief
“I just want to be upfront and say I visually enjoy you.”
- From the movie: The Heat
“- Ashburn: I was actually married for six-some years.
- Mullins: Was he a hearing man?” - From the movie: The Heat
- From the movie: The Heat
“I really feel the need for you to stay out of my business so I don't punch you in the teeth.”
- From the movie: St. Vincent
- From the movie: The Heat
- From the movie: The Heat
“- Mullins: What are those?
- Ashburn: Stop it, they're my Spanx. They hold everything together.
- Mullins: Why, what's gonna come popping out?
- Ashburn: Nothing, it just keeps everything where it's supposed to be.
- Mullins: Shit, like medically?” - From the movie: Identity Thief
“- Sandy Patterson: Now, I have allotted us each $8 per meal, so it looks like you can get one of the salads or a soup or...
- Diana: I'm gonna take a full slab of the baby backs, and I'm going to take that with mashed taters, hushpuppies, and I'm going get a... I'm going to have sweet tea.
- Sandy Patterson: I asked you to eat less food.”
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