Michael Douglas movie quotes

“- Catherine: What do we do now, Nick?
- Nick: Fuck like minks, raise rugrats and live happily ever after.
- Catherine: Hate rugrats.
- Nick: Fuck like minks, forget the rugrats, and live happily ever after.”
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran

“Artists are always appreciated more after they're dead!”
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor

“- Nick Conklin: A couple of guys I used to work with in the department took some money from some drug dealers. No big deal.
- Matsumoto Masahiro: They stole?
- Nick Conklin: They liberated funds.
- Matsumoto Masahiro: Theft is theft. There is no gray area.
- Nick Conklin: Hey Matsu, New York is one big gray area.”
Michael Douglas - Nick Conklin
Ken Takakura - Matsumoto Masahiro

“- Oliver Rose: And you better get yourself a damn good lawyer!
- Barbara Rose: Best your money can buy!”
Michael Douglas - Oliver Rose
Kathleen Turner - Barbara Rose

“You're all I thought about for six months! They threw me in a jail filled with rejects from the communicable disease ward. Every wacko, drippy, open-sored low-life was in that joint... all of them wanting to hire on as my proctologist!”

Michael Douglas - Jack

We have an expression in prize fighting: "Everyone has a plan until they've been hit". Well my friend, you've just been hit. The getting up is up to you.
Michael Douglas - Charles Remington

“- Surplus Store Owner: Fuck you. Who the fuck are you? Are you fucking with me? You're fucking with me!
- D-Fens: I am just disagreeing with you! In America, we have the freedom of speech, the right to disagree!
- Surplus Store Owner: Fuck you and your freedom.”
Frederic Forrest - Surplus Store Owner
Michael Douglas - D-Fens

“Whenever I wondered what Sara saw in me, and I wondered more than once, I always came back to the fact that she loved to read. She read everything every spare moment. She was a junkie for the printed word. And lucky for me, I manufactured her drug of choice.”
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp

“- Dr. Myron: Do you believe Lieutenant Nilsen deserved to die?
- Nick: I didn't know him well enough. I won't miss him.”
William Duff-Griffin - Dr. Myron
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran

“In the days of the free market when our country was a top industrial power, there was accountability to the stockholder. The Carnegies, the Mellons, the men that built this great industrial empire, made sure of it because it was their money at stake. Today, management has no stake in the company! All together, these men sitting up here own less...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“I don't think having dinner with anybody's a crime.”
Michael Douglas - Dan Gallagher

“One hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!”
Michael Douglas - Jack T. Colton