Michael Parks movie quotes

“Jesus H. Christ, Pete. When you gonna learn that microwave food'll kill you faster than a bullet? I mean, them damn burritos ain't good for nothing but a hippie, when he's high on weed.”
Michael Parks - Texas Ranger Earl McGraw

“- God: Adam, where art thou?
- Adam: I was afraid because I was naked.
- God: Who told thee that thou wast naked?”
John Huston - God
Michael Parks - Adam

“- Tommy O'Shea: Whatever you want. Whatever you need.
- Paul Kersey: I don't need anything. But you, you need a bath!”
Michael Parks - Tommy O'Shea
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey

“- Tommy O'Shea: Guns make you nervous?
- Paul Kersey: Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous.”
Michael Parks - Tommy O'Shea
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey

“- Edgar McGraw: Nine dead bodies. And we're talking the whole she-bang: bride, groom, reverend, reverend's wife... hell, they even shot that old colored fella that plays the organ.
- Earl McGraw: It would appear someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.”

James Parks - Edgar McGraw
Michael Parks - Earl McGraw

“- Reg: I ain't saying shit!
- Tommy O'Shea: Ah, now, Reggie, you know damn well if you don't say shit you'll lose ninety percent of your vocabulary.”
Michael Dunston - Reg
Michael Parks - Tommy O'Shea