Michael Rapaport quotes
- From the movie: Deep Blue Sea
“- Preacher: Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative.
- Tom Scoggins: I spent four years at CalTech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.” - From the movie: Bamboozled
“You know, I grew up around black people my whole life. I mean, if the truth be told, I probably know niggas better than you. And don't go getting offended by my use of the quote-unquote N-word. I have a black wife and two biracial kids, so I feel I have a right. I don't give a God damn what that prick Spike Lee says. Tarantino was right. Nigger...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the TV Series: Atypical
“It’s exciting having a kid with so much potential –a star.”
- From the TV Series: Atypical
“Sometimes it’s better to just be quiet.”
- From the movie: Beautiful Girls
- From the movie: Bamboozled
“To make independentfilms, you can't think about them too much, ponder on them too much, get overwhelmed by the enormity of it.”
“In New York, you can literally walk outside, and wind up anywhere.”
“Only a genius can play a fool.”
- From the movie: Chain of Fools
“If I don't kill him, I don't get paid. Look, my wife just had twins. I have to kill him just to keep my kids in diapers.”
- From the movie: Mighty Aphrodite
“- Lenny Weinrib: I'm completely superfluous.
- Kevin: Oh, you don't feel good?” - From the movie: The Heat
- From the movie: Small Time Crooks
“- Denny: Ray really is a genius, Frenchy.
- Frenchy: Compared to you, this chair is a genius, Denny.” - From the movie: Small Time Crooks
“- Tommy: I sold some stuff.
- Denny: What did you sell?
- Tommy: A rented car.” - From the movie: Beautiful Girls
- From the movie: Beautiful Girls
- From the movie: Deep Blue Sea
“- Tom Scoggins: Come on, Jan was a healthy girl she must've had something that run on batteries.
- Preacher: Nice.
- Tom Scoggins: Where would a girl keep her... thing?” - From the movie: Mighty Aphrodite
“I've had 16 fights and I won all of them but 12.”
- From the movie: Money for Nothing
“- Joey Coyle: Think about it Kenny. Did we hurt anyone?
- Kenny Kozlowski: No.
- Joey Coyle: Did we steal it from anyone?
- Kenny Kozlowski: No.
- Joey Coyle: Are we giving it back? Hell no!” - From the movie: Chain of Fools
“- Mikey: Who are you?
- Hitman: I'm the Hitman, who are you?
- Mikey: I am the hitman.” - From the movie: Deep Blue Sea
- From the movie: Mighty Aphrodite
“- Lenny Weinrib: You didn't see Schindler's List?
- Kevin: No, no... that was the one with the Jews and the, um... who were the bad guys?
- Lenny Weinrib: The Nazis. The blond guys were the Nazis.
- Kevin: They were tough motherfuckers.” - From the movie: The Scout
- From the movie: Kiss of Death
“You know what your problem is? You're a liberal.”
- From the movie: Dr. Dolittle 2
“I can bite. I have rabies, but I can only do so much.”
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